Shacknews LoL

Created by Thom W.
  • 24 lols
    By: jinglebard
     
    WELCOME TO THE GRAY SHIRTS BROTHER
       
  • 16 lols
    By: jinglebard
     
    Do not take photographs of cybertruck as the flash may damage the sensors and render the vehicle inoperable
       
  • 15 lols
    By: Bold
     
    A few years ago, I was sitting there watching a YouTube video when I was interrupted by one of my smoke alarm's low battery beep. I paused the video, went over and stood between the smoke alarms... and eventually gave up.

    I resumed watching the video, and eventually heard the beep again. Same thing: stood between the two... nuthin'.

    After the third time, I just gave up. And when I scrolled down on the YouTube page, I read the comments: "DUDE, that beeping in your video is so annoying! Change your smoke alarm battery!"

    FUUUUUUU--
       
  • 12 lols
    By: atom519
     
    I'm the opposite, there isn't a single thing that I disagree with Elon Musk on.
       
  • 9 lols
    By: baconisgod
     
    Bill Barr - a profile in courage

    https://imgur.com/a/5d2vhJ5
       
  • 7 lols
    By: EvilDolemite
     
    Watching my son play Fortnite over a 1gbps fiber connection at 120fps on a big oled tv. He can never know how good he has it.

    When I was 12 I don’t think there was any online multiplayer. Even on Apples or early PCs. It was just hot seat Nintendo or Genesis. In the basement. On a shitty 25” TV that turned green every so often.
       
  • 7 lols
    By: judge
     
    Fucking lol.

    https://preview.redd.it/fmk-kristi-noem-edition-v0-n8o4usrka2xc1.jpeg?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=3ea27cc80d60e393aca1196f5c536a8c2242cd9c
       
  • 6 lols
    By: ninjase
     
    https://i.imgur.com/mo8ii9F.jpeg
       
  • 5 lols
    By: nomaad
     
    Man these tech billionaires are completely out in the open with their fascist leanings now. This is is supported by a bunch of known people in tech circles and he’s talking openly about taking over San Francisco. It’s ridiculous until it’s not.

    Balaji then revealed his shocking ideas for a tech-governed city where citizens loyal to tech companies would form a new political tribe clad in gray t-shirts. “And if you see another Gray on the street … you do the nod,” he said, during a four-hour talk on the Moment of Zen podcast. “You’re a fellow Gray.”

    The Grays’ shirts would feature “Bitcoin or Elon or other kinds of logos … Y Combinator is a good one for the city of San Francisco in particular.” Grays would also receive special ID cards providing access to exclusive, Gray-controlled sectors of the city. In addition, the Grays would make an alliance with the police department, funding weekly “policeman’s banquets” to win them over.

    “Grays should embrace the police, okay? All-in on the police,” said Srinivasan. “What does that mean? That’s, as I said, banquets. That means every policeman’s son, daughter, wife, cousin, you know, sibling, whatever, should get a job at a tech company in security.”



    https://newrepublic.com/article/180487/balaji-srinivasan-network-state-plutocrat
       
  • 5 lols
    By: boarder2
     
    My wife said "It looks like a sideways rolling refrigerator"