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• Breckon is half the man he used to be. And he wasn't much of a man to start with. :( : yoonix
• MAN DOWN MAN DOWN : indosauros
• I guess he doesn't want to break a nail. : skitzo
• you have to do that stuff out here or you get beat up : mikecyb
• duly noted, oh Overlord! : Megara9
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  i can't blame a man for not wanting to get pizza grease all over his keyboard. I would do that too if I w... : DrFlammable
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    what is wrong with you : deveus1
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      Seriously. I get pizza grease all over my keyboard, all the time... : Wisp!
      • he said pizza grease not ejaculate : Nighteyes
      • I wipe greasy pizza directly on my keyboard. : Modulus
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    it's not a real keyboard till you baptize it in grease : Megara9
    • That's foul. : twifosp
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    cheetos with chopsticks : mwasher
    • I hadn't thought of this! Finally there is an answer. : aldraek
  • i'd just put paper towel on top of the keyboard : electroly
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    GAMER GRUB!!!!! No, I would eat pizza with a knife and fork too if I was at my computer. Or I'd just ... : twifosp
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      well yeah but breckon is obviously doing an important review so that is not an option!!! : DrFlammable
      • Shacknews.com OSHA violation! : twifosp
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      Or you could use a napkin, ya know? : deveus1
      • A napkin does not get grease off your hands. I can feel it, and feel it on my keyboard if I didn't wash ... : twifosp
  • http://gizmodo.com/5082935/giz-bingo-winner-is-now-one-pizza-happier : opengl128
  • If he wasn't wearing that stupid jacket he could just rub the grease all over his blouse. : ThomW
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  I understand he's been hanging around with Chris Remo. That surely explains everything. : trOmblyj
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    there is little doubt that is one of the sources of his downward spiral. : Steve Gibson
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      What are you gonna do?! : CrustaR
      • He already fucking blocked Shacknews.com from his employees! : pancake humper
• Nick is like the George Costanza of ShackNews! : hirez
• Pizza was built for the HANDS, silly Nick : I7 SilverFox
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  • wash the taint off your hands? :D : riedlos
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• Normally I don't, but at LAN parties when I am around my computer while eating pizza, I use a fork. I don... : OverloadUT
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  More importantly, what's that game/wallpaper on the computer?! O_O : DM7
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    left 4 dead, played through the whole game. just not allowed to report on it yet. : Steve Gibson
    • If you don't respond to this post I'll take it that the full game is PURE AWESOMENESS : indosauros
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      Do you shoot zombies in the full game? : Dynotaku
      • No they turn into mutants at the end, like Farcry 1. : DM7
      • the secret level involves zombie lovin'. I think Normality was called in as an advisor. : Fyunch Click
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• Next up, Nick eats a SNICKERS bar with a knife and fork! : Demius
• A real man knows that he can eat his pizza properly and with leisure. Until he has finished the last che... : windowpane
• Noted, oh fearless leader! : TastyWheat
• what the fuck Breckon? did some pizza grease get into your vagina one time or something? : deject
• IM A DAPPER DAN SORT OF MAN : oHnOES
• o rly? http://www.easyscreens.info/index.php?v=46 : IcomeINpeace
• *and* he's using a hunting rifle instead of a sawed-off shotgun. Pussy! : Masem
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  US DETROIT FOLK ARE HARDCORE. : mittense
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    My name is mittens. :( : mittense
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      what's the "e" for? emo? : action wombmate
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        Only vowel that didn't fuck up the name too much. I use it when mittens is taken. : mittense
        • I may have had goatse on my mind at the time. : mittense
  • Is it cold in the D? : Crimsonbeak
• kettle, pot, bitch. : Antilles_Prime
• Personal attack! : Slowtreme
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  • hah that was just on TV : Slowtreme
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  What a dainty little priss. Fire his ass. Now. : GeorgeB3DR
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    hey man, my birthday is next week. should i put DNF on my birthday list or my Chanukkah list? : Korban
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      Korban, if I was GeorgeB, I would give you DNF for no charge for your birthday! : CrustaR
      • i would forever love and cherish you. i'd even build a CrustaR shrine in my apartment : Korban
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  i've eaten pizza with a knife and fork at a restaurant. hey sometimes you got to when youre at a nice pl... : dantastic
  • Well said, Daniel. : mittense
  • I believe he was trying to keep the grease off his fingers so he didn't sully our playtesting machines. : locash
• CALIFORNIA >:( : creep
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  Pizza with... WATER?! That's like ordering a Bigmac and Large Fries with a Diet Coke. : alias
  • what? : dantastic
  • a lot of people like water. maybe he went all crazy and squeezed some lemon in there! : esmokah
• if I was playing using someone else's keyboard and mouse, I'd do it too. Or I'd just eat, wash my hands,... : the archvile
• Mr. G. You don't know shit. : antmame