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Oh, man. Those Lincoln posters are so awesome.

Unit name: Manuel "Manny" Calavera
Civilization/Organization of Origin: Department of Death, El Marrow, Land of the Dead

Offense: bony fists and a fairly useless scythe (low)
Defense: remarkable luck and determination (high)
Movement: casual stroll / brisk run (average)
Special Ability: the inexplicable ability to take over any business (or ship) and make it hugely successful over the course of a year

Link to picture: http://img131.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mannycalavera200130341aja6.jpg
Description: Manny's got charm and he's not afraid to use it.

BONUS: I don't think he has ever starred in a video game (I do know that the Lincoln Memorial has seen use as a combat robot a few times, though), but here's a Presidential stat block.

Unit name: President Abraham Lincoln
Civilization/Organization of Origin: United States of America

Offense: Mighty fists ("Bring it, boy. I'm going to emancipate your teeth.")
Defense: A body as thin (and tough) as a rail.
Movement: He leaves a trail of freedom in his footsteps
Special Ability: Speechwriting (also, has two faces)

Link to picture: http://img131.imageshack.us/my.php?image=abegg1.jpg
Description: Nothing needs to be said.