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Unit name: Freedom Craft, Mk. 2
Civilization/Organization of Origin: Manifest through the strength of its pure will through the primoridal ooze of Democracy.

Offense: Brunt melee force, +5 damage.
Defense: A thick, unbreakable shell that is invulnerable to any worldly material.
Movement: Full movement across any two-dimensional plane; the Freedom Craft knows no limits to its range.
Special Ability: Emits a painful, piercing shriek when it comes in contact with an immobile object.

Link to picture: http://polycat.net/g/v/trent/misc/freedomcraftmk2.png.html (Seen in between the middle divider and the mobile unmovable object on the right).
Description: The Freedom Craft, Mk. 2 was invented in 1972 as a means of waging constant war with Freedom and Slavery in an epic battle the likes of which the world had never seen before. It has yet to win that battle, constantly being thrown back and forth between its world's two mortal enemies.