Shack Shop Super Savings Spectacular: Intel Inside Pentium Pro Mug

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April 1, 2017 2:00 PM

Clearly these signed animal pictures aren't working.

First up was a Signed Picture of Lola. Next up was a Signed Picture of Luca. Then was a Signed Picture of Nessy, and after that was a Signed Picture of Lilliana.

I am going to start bringing out the big guns. Look at this mug. This mug is amazing. This Intel Inside Pentium Pro Mug can be yours if the price is right. This AWS bill is coming due and I don't know what to do. Please understand.

The price is only $400. Please, Shacknews...

Asif Khan

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Asif Khan is the CEO, EIC, and majority shareholder of Shacknews. He began his career in video game journalism as a freelancer in 2001 for Tendobox.com. Asif is a CPA and was formerly an investment adviser representative. After much success in his own personal investments, he retired from his day job in financial services and is currently focused on new private investments. His favorite PC game of all time is Duke Nukem 3D, and he is an unapologetic fan of most things Nintendo. Asif first frequented the Shack when it was sCary's Shugashack to find all things Quake. When he is not immersed in investments or gaming he is a purveyor of fine electronic music. Asif also has an irrational love of Cleveland sports.

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April 1, 2017 2:00 PM

Asif Khan posted a new article, Shack Shop Super Savings Spectacular: Intel Inside Pentium Pro Mug
- Mecha Tofu Pirate
  
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  April 1, 2017 2:31 PM
  
  .....I kind of actually want this.
  
  Not for $400 of course, but $5? Sure
  - the man with the briefcase
    
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    April 1, 2017 2:32 PM
    
    SUPER SAVINGS
  - Moonbase Commander
    
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    April 1, 2017 2:52 PM
    
    Signed Lola pic is 5 bucks, mug is 400? Briefcase, man, your pricing model is whack.
    - the man with the briefcase
      
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      April 1, 2017 3:36 PM
      
      "This AWS bill is coming due and I don't know what to do. Please understand."
- pgharavi
  
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  April 1, 2017 3:44 PM
  
  Well this is some bullshit http://chattypics.com/files/iPhoneUpload_sa2r8m19xa.jpg
  - pgharavi
    
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    April 1, 2017 3:45 PM
    
    (BS bcs it was sold out during checkout).
  - the man with the briefcase
    
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    April 1, 2017 3:54 PM
    
    "This mug has been in Asif's family for nearly 20 years. It is super rare and definitely one of a kind. It can be yours today for a special Shack Shop Super Savings Spectacular price."
    - Arcanum
      
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      April 1, 2017 3:59 PM
      
      Actually means "Has been sitting in the back of Asif's cupboard since the Clinton administration, and is coated with almost 20 years of authentic Khan household dust."
    - pgharavi
      
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      April 1, 2017 4:07 PM
      
      Well is it super rare or one of a kind? For example the Switch is super rare in stores but not one of a kind.
      
      CHRIST RUN THIS BY LEGAL!!!!
      - the man with the briefcase
        
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        April 1, 2017 4:09 PM
        
        It is both. I blew a snot rocket in it, just now. No other Intel mugs have had my snot in them. Super Rare. One of a Kind. Deal with it, Pouya.
        
        please buy it
        
        pgharavi
        
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        April 1, 2017 4:13 PM
        
        Hold on, let me finish my shopping on polygon.com/mugs and I'll check out the shack page.
        
        You can't ban me on my birthday...can you?
        
        *runs; hides*
        
        the man with the briefcase
        
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        April 1, 2017 4:14 PM
        
        I wouldn't ban you for making a funny. Now this thedogwiththebriefcase account...
      - rms
        
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        April 1, 2017 4:14 PM
        
        I have a NeXt etched logo clear glass coffee cup, that's gotta be worth something