Splatoon Review: A Splattering of Greatness

After years of dogged complaints that Nintendo complacently lives on the strength of its already-popular franchise characters, the company has seemingly made a point to address the critique head-on. Between Code Name: STEAM and now Splatoon, 2015 has dramatically increased the pace of introducing new series. Splatoon is further outside of Nintendo's comfort zone than STEAM, so while it has a wealth of creativity and playfulness, that praise has to be tempered with the acknowledgement that this first step is an awkward one.

Getting Inked

Splatoon is, after all, an online multiplayer shooter--albeit a unique one. Ingenious little touches like allowing you to swim through and hide in your own ink means you're responsible for making your own quick-travel pathways and cover. The ability to swim up sheer walls makes traversal feel naturally tied to the fundamentals. Those traits are really something special, because there are no other shooters that feel like this does.

In a very Nintendo touch, it deemphasizes shooting each other. In the most common Turf War mode, your real goal is to paint every square inch of the map you can. Splat Zones is similar, but has you contesting smaller areas. While your weapons are certainly meant to be used offensively against other players, it's mainly just to remove them as obstacles to your own ink coverage, and to prevent them from covering more of the map with their own. Kills (or "splats") don't add to your point total, so players without one-on-one battle skills can still make a difference by playing smart and avoiding conflict. It's a cuter, friendlier shooter.

At the same time, no genre has been better defined through sheer powerhouse popularity with series like Halo, Call of Duty, and Battlefield. I didn't go into Splatoon expecting all of their bells and whistles, but even some of its fundamental choices are oddities.

Messy Multiplayer

Strangest among these is the rotation of two maps at a time. Unlike more established shooters, or even Nintendo's other popular online games like Mario Kart or Smash Bros, Splatoon starts every play session with the announcement of which two maps are currently playable in both unranked and ranked modes. That's only four maps open at any given time. I was left feeling like the game didn't offer enough map variety on the whole, but that could be chalked up to the two-map limit that made play sessions feel repetitive after only a handful of matches. For this reason, it's best played in short bursts.

Nintendo also lifted the gear from multiplayer shooters, without entirely grasping how to best utilize it. Gear is for sale as you level up, with different ratings based on how many passive traits are available on it. The traits are apparently randomized, and partially hidden until you upgrade the gear through use, making it harder to spec a character to suit your playstyle. Plus, it's difficult to compare the gear you have equipped to the ones for sale, making shopping a chore.

Those storefronts are physical places, thanks to a hub world that encourages exploration. I had played a full week before discovering a vendor that could dig up a piece of gear that I found on another player, for instance.

Child of FLUDD

Tucked away in a corner of the hub is the single-player campaign--a shame for how fleshed-out it is. The story is nothing special, or even all that sensical, but it's here where Nintendo's experience really shines. The single-player stages are designed like a shooter-platformer, borrowing Super Mario Galaxy's isolated platform gauntlets with Mario Sunshine's FLUDD mechanics. It does fine to teach the fundamentals, but it actually goes a step further by being fully-realized in itself.

Those fundamentals will only do so much to prepare you for multiplayer, which tends to become an exhilarating, chaotic romp. It certainly isn't balanced, since experience nets better weapons and gear. It can be sometimes frustrating to be thrown into a match with much higher-level players. There was also no way to back out of a lobby while waiting for players, so if I mis-clicked or had trouble finding a match, I was simply left waiting for a full party or for the clock to time out. Fortunately the full retail version has matched me almost instantly every time, but if the player base starts to dry up it will become a real problem.

The color palette is intentionally garish, with bright hues that always feel perfectly contrasted with each other. The character style was more off-putting for me. Though the designed characters looked fine, like the aforementioned map announcers, the player characters always struck me as gangly and indistinct. It's a matter of taste, but I didn't find the inklings as instantly endearing as other Nintendo creations.

Fully Covered

I thoroughly enjoyed my time with Splatoon, whenever I was simply playing it. My complaints all revolve around the periphery: factors like map selection, matchmaking, and gear. That the core is so solidly built is a testament to Nintendo's skill at refining a unique concept, but taking note of other shooter norms would have made it more welcoming on the whole.

This review is based on a Wii U download code and Amiibo provided by the publisher. Splatoon will be available in retail stores and on the Nintendo eShop on May 29, for $59.99. The game is rated E-10+.