I don't know how I can make this any simpler: the floor is jelly. Do you understand? The Floor is Jelly. Look, it'll all make sense next week, as creator Ian Snyder today announced that his awfully pretty and oh so bouncy puzzle-platformer will spring onto PC and Mac next Thursday, January 30.

"No longer need we look to our walls and our floors and sigh, 'How solid! How sadly immalleable! How I wish for a world consisting only of Non-Newtonian fluids!'" Snyder explains on the official site. Because, again, in case you still don't understand: the floor is jelly.

The Floor is Jelly will be available direct from its site and through the Humble Store.