Crysis 3 trailer lusts after military hardware
Gosh, aren't guns cool! They're all sleek and shiny, and making loud noises when you kill things. So cool! A new Crysis 3 trailer is dedicated to its new 'Typhoon' super-mega-cool gun, which EA says is "the culmination of 2,000 years of human warfare" and "the purest form of expression." With such an erotic weapon, you could be forgiven for wanting to seductively run your tongue across the tips of its ten barrels.
Gosh, aren't guns cool! They're all sleek and shiny, and make loud noises when you kill things. So cool! A new Crysis 3 trailer is dedicated to its new 'Typhoon' super-mega-cool gun, which EA says is "the culmination of 2,000 years of human warfare" and "the purest form of expression." With such an erotic weapon, you could be forgiven for wanting to seductively run your tongue across the tips of its ten barrels.
Yes, gun fetishisation is in full effect as Prophet mows down those naughty aliens. The action's in-engine and seems mostly to be using in-game assets, but it's a carefully orchestrated affair to show off one of 'The 7 Wonders of Crysis 3.' Be careful where you lick as the Typhoon can fire 500 rounds per second, but doesn't that just make your loins ache for it even more?
Crysis 3 comes to PC, Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 on February 22, so you'll only have only 37 more restless nights wracked with longing dreams of that girthy, seductive beast of a gun.
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replyAlice O'Connor posted a new article, Crysis 3 trailer lusts after military hardware.
Gosh, aren't guns cool! They're all sleek and shiny, and making loud noises when you kill things. So cool! A new Crysis 3 trailer is dedicated to its new 'Typhoon' super-mega-cool gun, which EA says is "the culmination of 2,000 years of human warfare" and "the purest form of expression." With such an erotic weapon, you could be forgiven for wanting to seductively run your tongue across the tips of its ten barrels.-
You rule Alice. Just sayin.
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pfft way better than Chris.
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Pretty much. Remo is the Shack's high water mark.
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Or, I don't know. Nick was brillo too. And only Faylor ever sang to me.
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garnett's not bad he's just kind of an establishment game journalist
granted that's not to say chris et al. were disestablishment game journalists. they just sort of stood out there. outside the establishment. writing video game news and articles. and recording skype podcasts. that are apparently the shame of everyone involved since they are never mentioned.
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Only one of them can reach the top shelf. Advantage Alice.
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She also bought me a drink once, so she's pretty close, yes.
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You'd better watch out once his theme song starts playing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-AfvgFfSSk&fmt=18
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Psh, I don't write editorials.
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The collector's edition better come with replica Typhoon with a picture of a three titted alien on the side. Hear me brah?!
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It's like someone was really jazzed about the "Meet the Heavy" video, for entirely different reasons than most of us.
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Why wont this genre die off like Adventure games did so Adventure games can make a come back and fill the void left by the penis gun shooters.
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You want the penis shooty shooty adventure genre i.e. Far Cry 3
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*you have picked up a Book*
*the socket under the lamp is Book-shaped. it has a curious pattern*
USE BOOK
*nothing happens*
DROP BOOK
*nothing happens*
THROW BOOK
*nothing happens*
MOVE
*you notice another book, similar to the first, on an adjacent bookshelf. this one is covered with dust and has strange markings on the front.*
USE BOOK
*nothing happens*
FUCKKKKKKKKKK
my experience with adventure games in the 1990's
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500 rounds a second and it sounds only slightly faster than an MG42 firing at 1,200 rounds per minute. pre order cancelled.
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