Meet Sir Cheston, Super Monday Night Combat's renowned gorilla
We get out hands on new biographies for the characters in Uber Entertainment's Super Monday Night Combat. First up this week is Sir Cheston, a clone of the world-famous, award-winning gorilla actor.
Sir Cheston (click to open gallery)
Sir Cheston Wyndham Kampanga Biography:Check in tomorrow for another witty (and crazy) Super Monday Night Combat character biography. For more on Super Monday Night Combat, check out the official Uber Entertainment website.
Pro Career
- Only the second primate to join the leagues of Super Monday Night Combat after former Secretary of State and lifelong orangutan Captain Jinks.
- Has used his star power effectively, killing over 600 clones after they became entranced with a monologue from The Duchess of Malfi.
- Has sung the recently renamed Star-Spangled Sprintz Sports Gum Banner® before a game over 100 times.
Personal Details
- His corpse received almost $150,000 worth of restorative taxidermy so he could be knighted posthumously.
- Only Super Monday Night Combatant to win an Laurence Olivier Award for Best Performance in a Supporting Role by a Gorilla in a Light Opera or Pantomime.
- Once destroyed the radio studio of the “Bongo and the Gooch Mayhem in the A.M. Radio Show” in a wild onset of gorilla rage, after the shock jocks repeatedly insisted he perform Ardmore the Butler’s catchphrase from Meet the Meatsacks, “Great Godfrey!”
DNA shared Sir Cheston Wyndham Kampanga, Lionel Barrymore, Jambo the gorilla
Likes Spotlights, Jacobean theater, rave reviews, lilac water humidifiers
Dislikes The theater, television and film-going publics; tepid reviews, gorilla jokes
Taunt: Gives legal warning -- Says, "Unauthorized use of my image for commercial purposes is strictly prohibited!"
Spawned in: Gives unenthused endorsement -- Says, "Sigh…The Banana Grower’s Council would like to remind people that, 'No one ever died from a bacterial-infested banana who wasn’t going to die eventually anyway.'"
Threw someone out of the ring: Way overdramatic, like a line in a play -- Says, "Death is the only tonic; the only surcease for the suffering that is the human condition."
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We get out hands on new biographies for the characters in Uber Entertainment's Super Monday Night Combat. First up this week is Sir Cheston, a clone of the world-famous, award-winning gorilla actor.