Skyrim Stories: 'Toying with Frost Trolls'
In a new edition of our ongoing feature "Skyrim Stories," Xav's hero Dekkard finds a way to trick a Frost Troll, but gets too cocky.
Something special happens when you completely learn a game's systems, and its limitations. Your imagination goes wild, and you can exploit the mechanics. Last night in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, I attempted to achieve a goal that should be out of my current character's reach. Last night, I went troll hunting.
Heeding the call of the Greybeards, my character Dekkard ventured out toward the logging town of Ivarstead. Beyond the Seven Thousand Steps to the Throat of the World, Ivarstead is the doorway to High Hrothgar, where the ancient order of Greybeards call home.
Dekkard's journey began from the snowy, Nordic sanctuary of Windhelm. Inching on Ivarstead, I noticed a red blip on my navigation bar; an enemy was nearby. But this situation was different from others. I could hear the snarl of a beast in my midst, but no beast was seen. The pattering about was filled with rage and sounded desperate for blood; it could see me but I was blind to its position.
Rather than follow the path toward the beast, I climbed the side of a rocky hill. The world was dark, snow was falling vigorously. Went I neared the top of a rock wall I inched forward, only to peek toward the noise. As if perfectly timed, a large Frost Troll raised its arms and shrieked in my face.
The Frost Troll's arms swung wildly toward me, but I was just out of reach. I equipped my trusty flame spell and began to drench the beast in fire. As it attempted to inch toward me I used my first Dragon Shout, "Unrelenting Force," to push it away. It wasn't until the troll started to run backwards through the path that I avoided that I realized it was unable to attack me from my current position. It was looking for a way to solve its problem, and it was nearing a solution. I jumped forward onto the ridge it was standing on, forcing it to retrace its steps back toward me. As it approached, I inched backwards and fell onto my safe perch.
Very little space separated my safety zone and the Frost Troll's attack. Clearly, the beast's programming wouldn't allow it to venture off the side of the mountain to my position, hence its constant backtracking to kill me. As it would leave to find me, I would jump forward, forcing it back. I toyed with it like this for minutes, chipping away its health. I was nearing the end of my battle, when I got cocky.
Attempting to find the safe zone netted me a few scrapes; I'd be too far out and the beast's arm would land a strike. Though I could have taken time to heal with potions or magic, the troll's health was nearing its last sliver. One one final shot seemed to be the difference between the adversary's life or death, I jumped forward to land a vicious finishing move. In one swift motion, the troll rocked its arms forward, depleting the half-full health bar I had and bouncing me off and down the side of the mountain. In that overall situation I realized, as smart as I was for "breaking" the game to benefit me... I knew exactly how to act like an idiot to balance the scales.
Smarts may have been the accelerator for the battle, but my cockiness was certainly the emergency brake.
Game Stories is a new, ongoing feature where editors from Shacknews regale you with their adventures from the latest video game worlds. Skyrim Stories will continue, but anecdotes from other games are planned as well.
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Xav de Matos posted a new article, Skyrim Stories: 'Toying with Frost Trolls'.
In a new edition of our ongoing feature "Skyrim Stories," Xav's hero Dekkard finds a way to trick a Frost Troll, but gets too cocky.-
I did a similar thing with a mammoth & giant just now. I jumped up on a rock where neither of them could reach me. But instead of just standing there and taking a beating from my flames and arrows without being able to hit me they were sensible enough to lose interest and wander away out of range. (Well done the Bethesda for that). I had to keep getting down off the rock to tempt them back and quickly jumping back onto it as they lumbered back towards me. It was pretty heart-stopping when the flaky jump mechanic made wouldn't let me get back onto the rock as they thudded up behind me. Managed to kill the mammoth to get his tusk, then ran away from the giant.
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FUNNY SKYRIM STORY TIME!!!
I was brawling (non-lethal fight) with a dude for a quest when a fucking dragon shows up. Starts breathing fire, kill villagers and generally being a dick. I'm shooting the dragon with arrows and fireballs when I realize the stupid fucker from before IS STILL BOXING ME. I attack him, the town turns on me, and then I have guards and a dragon trying to kill me.
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My most amusing moment was when I was fighting a dragon near some trees and found a spot where I could hide behind a tree to avoid his breath attack and he would never charge at me. So I kept using the tree to block his breath and would pop out and shoot arrows. Lydia of course goes charging in and eats dragon breath and goes into her kneeling mode of defeat pretty quickly but whatever I don't need her to deal with this. So 5 minutes later, thanks to my terrible archery skill, it finally dies. I walk over and loot the dragon and then look in the bushes next to it. Lydia was lying there dead full of arrows. Oops.
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My experience with winterhold was constantly walking out of a hall at the college just in time to watch a dragon drop into the courtyard in front of me out of nowhere. No build up of it flying around just boom plops down and starts shooting flames at me. I killed several of them before I even got halfway through the mage's quest line that town was filling up with skeletons.
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I admit, I got upset when I arrived in a town and a dragon was attacking and it killed a named NPC. I was all, "GTFO you whore! You're gonna die! Let the un-named guards kill it!" Nope. The dragon actually picked up the NPC in its FUCKING JAWS and threw her into a stone wall. She died. I hope she wasn't part of a quest :(
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I loaded up my game the day before yesterday and my guy had an arrow sticking out of his side, like I got shot. It wasn't that big a deal except it was stuck on my guy for two days. You could take all his armor off and he still had it sticking out of his side. Last night it just disappeared for some reason.
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