Evening Reading - July 11, 2024

Hey Shacknews, it's time for Evening Reading. Let's officially close out our day of posting. Please take a look.

In case you missed it at Shacknews:

• Anger Foot review: A kaleidoscopic explosion of violence, excrement, and shoes
• Planet Coaster 2 will get wet and wild later this year
• The First Descendant review: 'We have Destiny at home'
• EA Sports College Football 25 will not launch on PC
• Samsung announces Galaxy Ring wearable
• Riot Games reportedly canceled an unannounced platform fighter
• HORI Farming Vehicle Control System review: It's a mouthful
• Jayson Tatum and A'ja Wilson are the NBA 2K25 All-Star Edition cover athletes
• Tesla (TSLA) shares fall over 7% on rumor of Robotaxi event delay
• The First Descendant Hotfix 1.0.2 patch notes

Who's Faster? Sonic or Shadow? #SonicTheHedgehog #SonicXShadowGenerations #SEGA pic.twitter.com/mVuFTjkvbw

— Shacknews (@shacknews) July 10, 2024

And now... Other Stuff From The Internet!!!

You have been visited by the white alpaca

pic.twitter.com/EA707xJEQn

— 🐼 (@cutefolders) July 11, 2024

Truly a blessed Internet video.

It's still real to Ozzie, damn it!

Pat McAfee broke Michael Cole lol.

This was gold pic.twitter.com/Y2FnAAZCjk

— Fightful Wrestling (@Fightful) July 11, 2024

McAfee and Cole are truly the new King and JR.

Jeffpardy

Jeffpardy is still hilarious pic.twitter.com/m0DTMTIS9J

— Lauren McKenzie (@TheMcKenziest) July 8, 2024

What is Jeff? Correct!

Mike Tyson is still quite a specimen

ayo wtf??! pic.twitter.com/RvWE5hEOk9

— Le'Veon Bell (@LeVeonBell) July 9, 2024

What other sports or skill-based games can Mike Tyson dominate in?

A Monkey Ball Controller for Super Monkey Ball?

Here's an update to my DIY Super Monkey Ball controller. Two trailing wheels behind AiAi now move his legs back and forth inside the ball as it rotates.

Music Credit: Thorn In My Side by Eurythmics#Sega #gaming #SuperMonkeyBall #Nintendohttps://t.co/acc7nNgsnn pic.twitter.com/fpdi2zjjD0

— Dr Tom Tilley (@DrTomTilley) July 9, 2024

Who needs AI when you have AiAi?

Trying to help friends get over breakups is tough

I just laughed so hard I cried pic.twitter.com/N7DR8FxcqV

— Alyssa 🌻 (@alyssaleann) July 8, 2024

I hope that concoction made Ali feel better, but I doubt it.

Stone Cold Steve Austin and his cat Pancho

Everyone always says they want a Stone Cold Steve Austin Cat Dad Adventures episode. Here’s 9 mins of him with Pancho & Macho! pic.twitter.com/AgjCMnR5L7

— Dark Puroresu Flowsion (@PuroresuFlow) July 9, 2024

I would watch a reality TV show just about these two hanging out on the ranch.

Song of the Summer "Not Like Us" sweeping across the nation

‘Not like us’ on guitar hero is fuccin crazy pic.twitter.com/AhIM2kLy4B

— Bloccin Ass Tay (@luckykidtay) July 9, 2024

The song has been mapped to Guitar Hero.

The organist at Busch played the song during an MLB game.

USA Basketball celebrates exhibition win over Canada with “Not Like Us” playing on the Jumbotron! pic.twitter.com/avIQ9j8NFy

— Ben Golliver (@BenGolliver) July 11, 2024

USA basketball celebrates beating Canada with the song playing over the arena's PA.

not like us by kendrick lamar but it’s goth pic.twitter.com/z2XI7tnCQ3

— boyband 🦇 (@aloneinaboyband) July 8, 2024

And lastly, a goth version for you emo kids.

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Asif Khan

CEO/EIC/EIEIO

Asif Khan is the CEO, EIC, and majority shareholder of Shacknews. He began his career in video game journalism as a freelancer in 2001 for Tendobox.com. Asif is a CPA and was formerly an investment adviser representative. After much success in his own personal investments, he retired from his day job in financial services and is currently focused on new private investments. His favorite PC game of all time is Duke Nukem 3D, and he is an unapologetic fan of most things Nintendo. Asif first frequented the Shack when it was sCary's Shugashack to find all things Quake. When he is not immersed in investments or gaming he is a purveyor of fine electronic music. Asif also has an irrational love of Cleveland sports.