Evening Reading - August 3, 2023

Hey Shacknews, it's time for Evening Reading. Let's officially close out our day of posting. Please take a look.

In case you missed it at Shacknews:

Goodbye, Bird app fren. 😢🐥 pic.twitter.com/9vdy2RuF9h

— Shackpets (@shackpets) July 29, 2023

• Nintendo (NTDOY) leaves FY 2024 guidance unchanged despite 50% revenue growth in Q1
• The Super Mario Bros. Movie effect in Nintendo's (NTDOY) Q1 2024 earnings results
• Amazon (AMZN) Q2 2023 earnings results beat EPS & revenue expectations
• How to enable nudity - Baldur's Gate 3
• Apple (AAPL) Q3 2023 earnings results beat EPS & revenue expectations
• GoPro (GPRO) Q2 2023 earnings results beat revenue expectations on in-line loss
• Coinbase (COIN) Q2 2023 earnings results beat revenue estimates on smaller than expected loss
• Universal Display (OLED) Q2 2023 earnings beat revenue & EPS expectations
• Corsair (CRSR) Q2 2023 earnings results beat revenue expectations on in-line EPS
• EVO 2023: Schedule, brackets, prize pool, games & where to watch

And now... Other Stuff From The Internet!!!

Happy Baldur's Gate 3 Day

Baldur’s Gate 3 lets you dual wield salami. pic.twitter.com/j5OlTESTU1

— Brittney Brombacher (@BlondeNerd) August 3, 2023

Dual wield salami? Impressive!

Already overheard on Discord:

"Are you a Penis A or Penis C?"#BaldersGate3 pic.twitter.com/d0OClE8xhY

— M.H. Williams (@AutomaticZen) August 3, 2023

Which penis are you?

Mega Ran - People Are Fake

But wrestling is real.

This song is real...

This song shouldn’t be as good as it is

The ad libs from this guy are unbelievable pic.twitter.com/wCAcwVijUf

— Football (@BostonConnr) August 1, 2023

Everybody movement!

OHIO INTENSITY WARNING

It's Pro Football Hall of Fame weekend, but did you know that the Shacknews Hall of Fame is also located in Canton, Ohio? Check out our 2022 inductees here: https://t.co/RTJDW2x1Of #HallOfFameGame #HOFGame @ProFootballHOF pic.twitter.com/rLzkMMM6Li

— Shacknews (@shacknews) August 3, 2023

It's Pro Football Hall of Fame weekend here in Canton, Ohio, and things are going... 

Some of the lights have gone off at the stadium, and the #Jets-#Browns game is now in a delay.

NBC captured a shot of Aaron Rodgers in the dark. The jokes write themselves. pic.twitter.com/HljSUmmDSb

— Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) August 4, 2023

Power went out in half of Tom Benson Stadium during the Hall of Fame game. Talk about an unscheduled darkness retreat!

At about 6:15 p.m. Thursday, Summit County sheriff's dispatchers received a 911 call regarding a shooting that occurred on Interstate 77 in Green near mile-marker 117, a sheriff's press release stated.
https://t.co/fh4P0eEabq

— CantonRep.com (@CantonRepdotcom) August 4, 2023

A shooting happened just a few miles up I-77 in Green, Ohio.  I-77 Northbound is still closed at Lauby Road. Shit like this is why I burrow on Hall of Fame weekend. I was once mugged at knifepoint just outside of the stadium.

A night out with the boys in The Flats 🤣

Cleveland, Ohio 📍 pic.twitter.com/kVcE6j4xVh

— I'm From Cleveland (@ImFromCle) July 30, 2023

Wild Kingdom

Whoops… 😅 pic.twitter.com/PtjI3YuBGS

— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) July 29, 2023

Oops!

pic.twitter.com/9Tf0WrCFVn

— cats with jobs 🛠 (@CatWorkers) July 28, 2023

Cat helps.

pic.twitter.com/ndiQKkgKTS

— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) July 29, 2023

Kittens!

chonky pic.twitter.com/AWDJfq28IA

— cat with confusing auras (@cat_auras) July 31, 2023

Big guy.

ねるキャット｡ pic.twitter.com/3s35taBuz7

— 桜井 政博 / Masahiro Sakurai (@Sora_Sakurai) August 2, 2023

Sakurai's cat has a great life.

pic.twitter.com/Gq4C4Hg3Wc

— out of context dogs (@contextdogs) August 2, 2023

They are BFFs.

Trevor Noah with a very good point

There is no middle ground in present day America. There are several viewpoints of where the line should be, but there is no consensus.

Meanwhile in Japan...

COPY HOUSEオープン！
日曜日よりの使者、
ヒロシがお待ちしてます🏡

拙者、先日腰をやってしまいまして
今こんな感じですが
元気に🈺業してます！

顔出しに来てください〜🍻#bar #wear #gallery https://t.co/9jDYV0klET pic.twitter.com/JQeijv0bIB

— 牧歌電子 / BOKKADENcI (@BOKKADENcI) July 30, 2023

Do you have a Honda?

Shacknews Dev Update

We shipped an update that should improve the performance of our mobile front page articles.

Things we are working on:

• Embeddable Cortex Shouts
• Improving the Cortex Shouts hyperlink experience with improved metadata
• Fixing a bug that affects displays of Like and Boost Buttons after clicking the Load More Stories Button
• Shackpets
  • Working on improved onboarding, including a tutorial for new users
  • Working on a solution to better help users who have had posts rejected by AI moderation

There you have it, Shacknews. Your Evening Reading for August 3, 2023. 

Thanks @PaulTassi. We made this new bumper for some reason. 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/haEhvjocBz

— Shacknews (@shacknews) July 10, 2023

What are you up to tonight? Let us know in the Shacknews Chatty comment thread below. Don't just LOL tag this article's comment thread either. Put some actual effort into your reaction, and be sure to act now while supplies last.

Asif Khan

CEO/EIC/EIEIO

Asif Khan is the CEO, EIC, and majority shareholder of Shacknews. He began his career in video game journalism as a freelancer in 2001 for Tendobox.com. Asif is a CPA and was formerly an investment adviser representative. After much success in his own personal investments, he retired from his day job in financial services and is currently focused on new private investments. His favorite PC game of all time is Duke Nukem 3D, and he is an unapologetic fan of most things Nintendo. Asif first frequented the Shack when it was sCary's Shugashack to find all things Quake. When he is not immersed in investments or gaming he is a purveyor of fine electronic music. Asif also has an irrational love of Cleveland sports.