Evening Reading - March 16, 2023

Good evening, Shacknews, it's nighttime, which means it's time for Evening Reading. Let's officially close out our day of posting. Please take a look.

In case you missed it at Shacknews:

• PAX East reveals Grammy-winning Storytime Keynote speaker Chuck Brungardt
• Splatoon 3 is getting a controversial creature-themed Splatfest
• Nintendo Switch Online adds 4 new classic games including Kirby's Dream Land 2
• Redfall story trailer introduces us to the vampire apocalypse
• Texas Chain Saw Massacre release date and technical test announced
• Emmett Shear reveals he's stepping down as CEO of Twitch
• Microsoft 365 Copilot is an AI-powered Office tool
• Everspace 2 devs offer look at 1.0 launch & new end game content
• Sea of Thieves sets sail in Season 9 starting today
• Microsoft justifies incorrect AI answers by claiming they're 'usefully wrong'

And now... Other Stuff From The Internet!!!

The LEGO Jeopardy set

It's dope that they have this on their actual stage. RIP Alex Trebek!

There are two moods

pic.twitter.com/uvv9FIybnA

— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) March 16, 2023

You're either a Geralt, or a sword.

The Oklahoma Dept. of Wildlife Conservation is fed up

pic.twitter.com/uvv9FIybnA

— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) March 16, 2023

To be fair, it really does look like a bearded dude in a hat.

These new Twitter stats are wild!

omg this new update is so good pic.twitter.com/LPiQ54KZK3

— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) March 16, 2023

I'll always share a good Elon dunk.

Cult of the Lamb animated short

Honestly, I'd watch a full series of this.

Learning catspeak

u spoke cat all this time?????? pic.twitter.com/N40yIWsdBl

— cats being weird little guys (@weirdlilguys) March 5, 2023

I can't wait for the day that we invent pet translators.

Craigslist moment

my god i did not want this to end pic.twitter.com/fDLvkeKRf6

— 𝘦𝘮 🧍🏻‍♀️ (@cooIboobs) March 15, 2023

Perhaps the most insane voicemail ever recorded

The AI chatbot race

pic.twitter.com/74AwZObEvn

— Various Artists (@xVariousArtists) March 16, 2023

Oh Google, you sweet summer child.

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Donovan Erskine

News Editor

Donovan is a journalist from Maryland. His oldest gaming memory is playing Pajama Sam on his mom's desktop during weekends. Pokémon Emerald, Halo 2, and the original Star Wars Battlefront 2 were some of the most influential titles in awakening his love for video games. After interning for Shacknews throughout college, Donovan graduated from Bowie State University in 2020 with a major in broadcast journalism and joined the team full-time. He is a huge film fanatic and will talk with you about movies and games all day. You can follow him on twitter @Donimals_