Evening Reading - March 31, 2021

Good evening, Shacknews, it's night time, which means it's time for Evening Reading. Let's officially close out our day of posting. Please take a look.

In case you missed it at Shacknews:

• Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1+2 PS5 impressions: Next-gen 9 Club
• Introducing Shacknews Reader for RSS feeds
• Super Nintendo World sorts park activity into teams based on your Power-Up Band
• Amnesia: Rebirth gets new Adventure Mode that makes the game less frightening
• The Witcher Season 2 Netflix release date
• New The Witcher Season 2 BTS photos could reveal our first look at the Wild Hunt
• Apple's WWDC 2021 event announced for June
• CD Projekt RED acquires developer Digital Scapes, opens CDPR Vancouver
• YouTube testing feature that hides the dislike count on videos

And now... Other Stuff From The Internet!!!

Can't believe the Joy emoticon has been cancelled

Really wrestling with the Gen Z's "😂" cancellation. No longer know how to communicate mirth across the digital divide. Stranded without a lifejacket.

— Mark Serrels (@Serrels) March 29, 2021

The younger generation are brutal.

Who told you to accept the terms and conditions?

who told you to accept the cookies i didnt tell you to accept the cookies pic.twitter.com/EYNy6ZAabX

— Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000) March 29, 2021

I didn't tell you to accept the terms and conditions.

Indoor plants are weak

pic.twitter.com/NPpMJDItmK

— one of ur hoes (@miliondollameat) March 27, 2021

Why are they so picky?

Gordon who?

I'm surprised no one had done this yet pic.twitter.com/mFYhGtpS6D

— Corey (@CoreyLaddo) March 28, 2021

It's all about Alyx Vance these days.

Humans can be so clever

Dec 2020: we’ve invented Covid vaccines within a year, that’s amazing

Feb 2021: wow we’ve landed a craft on Mars, that’s incredible

March 2021: please, the big boat, it’s very stuck

— Dr Alice Lilly (@aliceolilly) March 28, 2021

And we can also be so, so dumb.

This is so beautiful

Speechless!!! 💞💞 pic.twitter.com/yvkHNQLSIw

— Dr.WearYourFnMask (@PissOffTrumpz) March 28, 2021

Get some inspiration into you!

Will someone be brave enough?

Imagine being the captain of the first ship to pass through the Suez after it gets unblocked and knowing that you have the potential to do the funniest thing that anyone has ever done ever.

— Ben Jenkins (@bencjenkins) March 26, 2021

I can almost see the headlines.

Forget Metal Gear, enter: Trumpet Gear

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear. pic.twitter.com/m3oDM6fJ88

— GmanLives (@Ggdograa) March 29, 2021

Toot!

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