First Post! December 5, 2019

Hey Shacknews, it's time for First Post! Let's officially kick off our day of posting. Please take a look.

What is Joe Biden talking about here?

"And by the way, you know, I sit on the stand, and it gets hot, I got a lot of hairy legs that turn uh blond in the sun. And the kids use to come up and reach in, pull, and rub my leg down..." said the presidential candidate. This jaboofer is actually in the lead for the Democratic nomination. I wonder what the Shackers posting to the Trump Dump Chatty thread think of this. (Turn on political filters to see that daily mega thread)

NBA never calls traveling

TRAVEL pic.twitter.com/VIkYEVjLsu

— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) December 5, 2019

LeBron can do no wrong, right?

How often do you feel the "sense of AI replacement"?

Walking by my younger son working on his lessons, he asks “How do you spell .” I start to answer, then find that he was asking Siri. Slight sense of AI replacement.

— John Carmack (@ID_AA_Carmack) December 5, 2019

I am not sure what he is talking about, my Siri voice assistant is a big dummy.

Shut up Siri! I'm fighting a zombie right now🤦‍♂️#ResidentEvil2 #ResidentEvil2Remake LIVE🔴https://t.co/ZWTiS4BCk1 pic.twitter.com/uo1M2WuYRq

— Shacknews (@shacknews) December 3, 2019

We need a good Contra

I wanna make a good Contra

— Joakim "konjak" Sandberg (@konjak) December 3, 2019

I am not sure what Konami is doing with their intellectual property these days. We could really use a new Castlevania that is actually good.

In case you missed it at Shacknews:

"I hate this level." A poem by Asif Khan 🎶#HaloReach #PC LIVE🔴https://t.co/ZWTiS4BCk1 pic.twitter.com/09WbmB3b0Y

— Shacknews (@shacknews) December 4, 2019

• Life is Strange 2 review: Immigrant song
• Darksiders Genesis Review - Marvel Ultimate Armageddon
• How to use the Master Sword in Super Mario Maker 2
• Nintendo Switch Online finally adds some new SNES games
• How to fix Halo: The Master Chief Collection not launching on PC
• How to shoot arrows & throw bombs with Link in Super Mario Maker 2
• Do you need Xbox Live for Halo: Reach on PC?
• Evening Reading - December 4, 2019

There you have it, Shacknews. Your Evening Reading for December 5, 2019. Please consider subscribing to Shacknews Mercury to support our site for as little as $1/month. Here is a video of Lola to brighten your day.

When the Doops is hangry. pic.twitter.com/cpoNoG1K2s

— Productive Citizen ✌🏾💙🙏🏾👊🏾 (@technosucks) December 2, 2019

What are you up to today? Let us know in the Shacknews Chatty comment thread below.

Asif Khan

CEO/EIC/EIEIO

Asif Khan is the CEO, EIC, and majority shareholder of Shacknews. He began his career in video game journalism as a freelancer in 2001 for Tendobox.com. Asif is a CPA and was formerly an investment adviser representative. After much success in his own personal investments, he retired from his day job in financial services and is currently focused on new private investments. His favorite PC game of all time is Duke Nukem 3D, and he is an unapologetic fan of most things Nintendo. Asif first frequented the Shack when it was sCary's Shugashack to find all things Quake. When he is not immersed in investments or gaming he is a purveyor of fine electronic music. Asif also has an irrational love of Cleveland sports.