Shacknews LoL

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Deadpool marketing team continue to have fun

This went up last week but a lot of people couldn't make it out: https://i.imgur.com/ujfDCor.jpg

So they've responded with this: http://media.comicbook.com/2016/01/skullpoopl-165771.jpg

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I brought my car in for a simple oil change. Easy enough, right? Wrong. Arriving at the shop around 3:00pm I parked my car in the lot and knocked on the service window. A moustached hispanic man rolled up the panel and asked me what kind of service I was looking for today. Quite simply, I explained to the gentleman, "I would like to have my oil changed."

His expression changed drastically. As if I had just asked for more than I should have been. Was I at the wrong place?

I asked, "You guys do oil changes here, right? I saw on that sign a few blocks back that it said "oil change shop and state inspection 3 blocks down". I was like, "This is the place, right?"

He glared at me deeply, strangely, and it made me feel uncomfortable. He didn't say a word. All he did was shut the panel window and ring a bell. I think it was a bell, I'm not sure. The sound was muffled behind the wooden and glass panel. About this time i was like, "Fuck this", and began for my car to find the next shop. All I wanted was my oil changed, that's it. Suddenly a large garage door opened to the left of the door I was standing next to. The same moustached hispanic man emerged dragging something that looked like a giant black net, and a foam rubber ball.

He threw the net at my feet, and said, "You ever play Mario Kart 64?". His voice has deepened by about 2 octaves. I was shocked. "Because if you put this on, I'll turn your ass into rainbow road. We can talk about changing your oil after that."

I was absolutely ASTONISHED and SHOCKED. I was in complete DISBELIEF.

I willingly strapped the gimp outfit on my body and stepped into the man's office. There I found a medley of auto repair tools which had been skillfully welded and re-fashioned into sex toys. Despite the arsenal he had at his disposal, he only used his cock. This man ravaged my ass hole for seventeen minutes. But during this seventeen minutes he showed me what it means to "Parallel park an H2", which he did and then came inside of me. He poured anti-freeze into my anus and showed me "The Snow Plow". After a 10 minute rest, where I was mostly panting- he attached two jumper cables to my nipples, and the other to a fully charged battery while he "Re-calibrated my clutch pedal", and I finally came myself. This was before he "Greased" my "Drain Plug Washer" , flipped me upside down, shoved an industrial air pump in my ass hole, converting me into what he called a "High Emissions EPA Vehicle", and made me fart in his mouth! (which made him cum instantly AGAIN). It was AMAZING and I couldn't believe it, OMG

hold on. Did ESPN really steal the "gate" thing from Gamergate? That's crazy. I'm bananas how big of a deal gamergate is now.

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