Shacknews LoL

Kissinger is DEAD!

FUCK YES.

So the Deck I won wasn't going to be the one they'd photographed, that was, for lack of a better term, their "floor unit" they were going to order a fresh one in and mod it.

Looks like they're just holding off and then ordering a 1TB OLED unit in for me (same pricepoint) instead, I told them they can even forgo the translucent case.

fuuuuuuck yeah.

You know, I pay $1,000 a year for Mercury on this site and sponsor two game jams a year out of my pocket.

I will never give Elon a penny if I can avoid it.

Oh haha

https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditEng/comments/14lwlut/just_in_time_image_optimization_at_reddit_scale/

Reddit’s image optimizer service is a just-in-time image transformation service based on libvips. This service handles a majority of the cache-miss traffic as it serves all other image transforms like blurring, cropping, resizing, overlaying another image, and converting from/to various image formats.

A shacknews spare time evenings and weekends project has taken over another corner of the internets!

Im a single father now. Divorce declared by judge yesterday. I guess it all worked out in my favor.

I got the house
70% placement with kids
I claim 2/3 of kids on taxes then 1/2 then alternate as they age to 18.
No child support
No maintenance

Lost half my pension. Hopefully she never sees a dime of this cause she remarries before I retire.

The finality of it hit me a lot harder than I thought it would. Had to pull over on the way home and just breath, which let the tears out.

More time for games!

Finland is in NATO:
https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/turkish-parliament-approves-finlands-nato-accession-2023-03-30/

damn, this is just ice cold.

During Congressional Gold Medal ceremony for Jan. 6 police, representatives of those receiving awards shake hands with Schumer then walk past McConnell and McCarthy.

https://twitter.com/HowardMortman/status/1600166569807872000

Mitch standing there with his hand out and no takers :P

Control 2 is official https://twitter.com/remedygames/status/1591039948869828612

Yes yes we knew about it

DEADPOOL NEWS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd47Z8HYf0Y

Just watch. Awesome.

Ding! Lvl 40.

I'm in the best shape of my life, just got hired for a new job, and feel like I'm finally figuring out who I am, so that's a +1 to STR, Wealth, and INT. I haven't had a date since I got back from india, though, so I'm worried I'm losing Charisma points.