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Weird Al Yankovic, sucks balls and is totally shit.

There I said it……… I’m sorry, these are straight facts coming at you in total unanimous agreement from the rest of the universe.

As a non American I think it’s my duty to be frank. It’s all total gash, all of it, everything he’s ever done, pish. Parody music is by its very nature shite, but weird al in particular is nuclear grade lazy unfunnyness. You all seem to have been suffering under some kind of sustained, mass unfunnynesss syndrome for too long.

BREAKING: Justice Clarence Thomas, acting unilaterally, issues a "shadow docket" ruling for Sen. Lindsey Graham, agreeing to temporarily halt Graham from testifying in probe of pro-Trump election interference in Georgia

https://twitter.com/johnkruzel/status/1584579810776739840

Insurrectionist on the Supreme Court issues a ruling with no justification to prevent his fellow insurrectionist from needing to testify about his attempts to help the coup. Democrats will try to avoid having to talk about this awkward issue lest they be forced to do something about it.

UKRAINE thread

> Musk Spoke to Putin Before Tweeting Ukraine Peace Plan: Report

https://www.vice.com/en/article/ake44z/elon-musk-vladimir-putin-ukraine

Politics

Trump Erased Millions of Possible PPP Fraud Flags in Last Days in Office

https://truthout.org/articles/trump-erased-millions-of-possible-ppp-fraud-flags-in-last-days-in-office/

in Donald Trump’s final days in office, his administration rushed to eliminate oversight for loans which were flagged for potential fraud or further investigation — and wiped flags from nearly every one of the largest PPP loans.
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Special preference was given to the largest loans, which often also went to the largest corporations. On January 16, 2021, four days before President Joe Biden’s inauguration, Trump’s SBA wiped 99 percent of special review flags, which were given out to every loan above $2 million for separate investigatory purposes.

Totally normal stuff. It's absolutely fucked how conservatives seem to be perfectly ok with every Republican administration being openly corrupt. At this point it's pretty much expected.

EVGA terminates relationship with Nvidia.

https://twitter.com/gamersnexus/status/1570850305071546368?s=46&t=BEpnwP-_5F_j2lAsXuOyyQ

Hey guys I just bought a house but didn’t buy home insurance. Oops, I accidentally just burnt it down. This is obviously someone else’s fault is there any way I can buy insurance now and then claim I burnt it down after I buy the insurance?

Approximately a dozen customers of the Daily Harvest meal subscription services had surgery to remove their gallbladders after eating its French Lentil + Leek Crumbles dish

https://observer.com/2022/06/multiple-daily-harvest-customers-had-organs-removed-as-law-suits-descend-on-the-meal-kit-company/

A dolphin stranded on a Texas beach died after a crowd of people "harassed" the animal and tried to ride it, rescue officials said.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/animal-news/dolphin-stranded-texas-beach-dies-crowd-tries-ride-animal-rescuers-say-rcna24467

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