Shacknews LoL

Created by Thom W.
  • 77 lols
    By: Disarray
     
    i carry a gun because i love this fucking country and my fellow american. i dont carry a gun for an ego boost, or compensating for a small dick. i carry a gun because I'm not going to let some asshole cause any harm to anyone in my community in my prescence.

    now you're probably asking, well why dont you become a cop or join the military? my mother told me i was too smart to join the military at a very young age. i come from a grandfathered military family. my mother was wrong about a lot of things, but she was right about that. so i took that and ran with it.

    cops are assholes and dont care about serving and protecting anymore. i didnt get my masters to be a fucking patrol officer writing speeding and moving violation tickets to working class citizens and become a road pirate. i got my masters so i can serve justice to the murders, the rapists, the thieves, and the evil fucking people in this world. and here i am, 31 years later, and i work in the intelligence community in the civil maritime space for the US Navy. i know navy admirals on a first name basis. people older, wiser, more experienced, and more knowledgeable than me listen when i speak. you beta people think people with a-type personalities cant possibly have any intelligence because their whole existence is based on hiding insecurities. im here to tell you thats fucking bullshit. i know a ton of a-type females. you'd never say that shit to them, because they would whoop your fucking ass.
       
  • 77 lols
    By: kn1fe
     
    it sucks.
       
  • 77 lols
    By: abrasion
     
    Mine's probably jacking off to bad shackpostsssnnnnnnnnnNNNGGGGGGGGGG
       
  • 77 lols
     
    John Carmack says hi!

    https://vine.co/v/ePYHHeneBI0
       
  • 77 lols
    By: aurealis
     
    http://chattypics.com/files/iPhoneUpload_n3gs2sixtl.jpg ridiculous
       
  • 77 lols
    By: Blackdawgg
     
    yeah but what about the xb?
       
  • 77 lols
    By: FlamingGimp
     
    Even dinosaurs
       
  • 77 lols
    By: Stimpak Chopra
     
    ah, the ol' Moscow Mojito
       
  • 77 lols
    By: Turd Ferguson
     
    Halfife Three Confirmed
       
  • 77 lols
    By: Opticom
     
    It's feeeeeding timeeee!

    http://i.imgur.com/pK5GR9D.gifv