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  • 77 lols
    By: Nullzero
     
    Careful with your Dall-E generation requests. They aren’t kidding about banning you for trying to generate naked ladies.

    Couple weeks ago I signed up for Dall-E and tried my best to fool it into generating naked chicks. Like, “woman on a beach wearing a transparent trash bag.” Funnily enough, it generates clothes underneath. Also, it won’t let you use “transparent” or “clear” with clothes, so I had to use a thesaurus to find the word “pellucid” instead. And yes, it 100 seems capable of generating naked people.

    For some reason I kept getting black chicks in body paint and fairy wings. Some large boobs but no nipples and really messed up or blurry vaginas. Pretty sure it generates full nudes, but filters the naked ones out.

    Anyway… Dall-E banned me eventually. But you can appeal in an email. But I had no idea what to write for a “please unban me for trying to make boobies and vag” request.

    So I asked ChatGPT to write me a nice letter requesting an unban… and it was really good!Better than I could have wrote. Good enough to get me unbanned!

    So there you go. Adventures in AI. I got a nice letter back saying they inspected my generation request history and warned me not to do it again (which I won’t). I suspect the email reply was also AI generated… because why not.

    The future is here!
       
  • 77 lols
    By: bill crystals
     
    Lol.

    My girlfriend coaches young kids in swimming. The other day she was having a friendly little convo with one of the sassy ones who called her "ma'am." She said something like "excuse me I'm too young to be a ma'am!" And the kid shot back "I bet you played Roller Coaster Tycoon growing up." Savage.
       
  • 77 lols
    By: zakazi
     
    Pig if true
       
  • 77 lols
    By: Smoochy666
     
    My Anastasia story begins early July 1918, the Bolsheviks gain more and more ground every day...
       
  • 77 lols
     
    FIX SEARCH ASIF, NO NOT THAT GOOD.
       
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    By: [deleted] 1439745578
     
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  • 77 lols
    By: Goblin au
     
    2018!
    Dearest Shacknews, website of cock. This cake is for you.

    https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4668/25725323288_7fc5f343f2_o.jpg

    Happy (late) New Year to you all.

    NWS cake!

    I blame [fry] for this
       
  • 77 lols
    By: Ride-My-Rocket
     
    The joke did the same thing as your soon-to-be-ex team member.
       
  • 77 lols
    By: Visceral Monkey
     
    We once awoke to our youngest staring at us. We asked her what was the matter and she responded "I was just wondering what you would look like without skin on your face. Go back to sleep."

    They say weird things sometimes. She was also pissed when we had to re-pierce her ears last week and there was no blood. She wanted blood,
       
  • 77 lols
    By: Shacknews
     
    Asif Khan posted a new article, <a target="_blank" href="/article/97410/exclusive-interview-with-the-elephant-in-the-room-at-oculus-connect-3">Exclusive Interview with the Elephant in the Room at Oculus Connect 3</a>