Other people: "Have you thought about having kids?"
Me: "I'm good thanks. Time for our walk!" http://chattypics.com/files/iPhoneUpload_pa32mdkv40.jpg
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As some of you might remember I'm getting married to my lady later this year. Ever the unconventional types there was never actually a proposal we just kind of mutually decided while on holiday together. Regardless I still wanted to officially propose and get her a ring of course.
I have said beautiful antique ring, but im having no luck with the proposal part. I've had 3 separate nights all end in disaster, from meals at Michelin star restaurants where friends unexpectedly walk in and decide to share a table with us, to all kinds of other bullshit.
Tonight takes the biscuit though, we're away for the weekend in a hotel in the forest surrounding Berlin, my plan was to pop the question after dinner. Again this place is Michelin star, of course they lose our reservation, we have to wait 45 minutes for a table. We finally get seated we wait another hour before our wine arrives, generally fucking terrible service, great food. Waiter spills coffee all over my new shirt. So its not been the magically night I hoped, but I think maybe we can have some wine on our rooms balcony that will be nice and cosey, then I can do the deed. We get home I step onto the balcony and instantly get attacked by dozens of wasps. I'm now nursing 6 wasp stings in the bathroom that have swollen up fucking huge. FML. -
78 lolsSome people's kids are good at sports. Some are good at science. My daughter? Her primary skill is photobombing: http://chattypics.com/files/alex_photobomb_7ijorq0nm9.jpg
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