After 36 months of continuous full time active development, my life's work is now finally complete and ready to be released to the public:
Using ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY, I bring to you,
THE DOGNOSE MOVIE INDEX CALCULATOR
https://ninjase.github.io/dmi/#!/dmi
What is the Dognose Movie Index (DMI)? It is a time-tested, scientifically developed mathematical algorithm that will give you an indexed score that will tell you how likely it is that Dognose will like a particular movie, after answering only a handful of critical questions.
ref: http://www.shacknews.com/chatty?id=16068258#itemanchor_16068258
This is a disruptive technology that will completely disrupt the dognose movie liking industry, making the world a better place through algorithmic cinematic indices.
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79 lolsI got such an instant justice boner earlier today. I was at the YMCA about to coach my son's game. There is a line for the urinals in the men's room so I'm in queue waiting my turn. One guy is standing at the urinal texting and pissing at the same time. Weird. But I wasn't bothered until I was next in queue, he was done taking a wiz, but he wasn't done texting. He was zipped up but still standing in front of the urinal tap tap tapping away (at his phone).
Right as I was thinking "God I'd love that guy to drop h..." He did it. He dropped his phone right into the urinal. His motion to try and catch it set off the auto flush and soaked his phone.
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79 lolsi carry a gun because i love this fucking country and my fellow american. i dont carry a gun for an ego boost, or compensating for a small dick. i carry a gun because I'm not going to let some asshole cause any harm to anyone in my community in my prescence.
now you're probably asking, well why dont you become a cop or join the military? my mother told me i was too smart to join the military at a very young age. i come from a grandfathered military family. my mother was wrong about a lot of things, but she was right about that. so i took that and ran with it.
cops are assholes and dont care about serving and protecting anymore. i didnt get my masters to be a fucking patrol officer writing speeding and moving violation tickets to working class citizens and become a road pirate. i got my masters so i can serve justice to the murders, the rapists, the thieves, and the evil fucking people in this world. and here i am, 31 years later, and i work in the intelligence community in the civil maritime space for the US Navy. i know navy admirals on a first name basis. people older, wiser, more experienced, and more knowledgeable than me listen when i speak. you beta people think people with a-type personalities cant possibly have any intelligence because their whole existence is based on hiding insecurities. im here to tell you thats fucking bullshit. i know a ton of a-type females. you'd never say that shit to them, because they would whoop your fucking ass.
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