"She also is a Rhodes scholar," Trump's @PressSec says of Amy Coney Barrett, who did not receive a Rhodes Scholarship to study at Oxford, but instead received her BA from Rhodes College in Tennessee.
https://twitter.com/josh_wingrove/status/1311689358295085056
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79 lolsOh boy. Had an awkward moment in the car. My wife is driving and someone pulls out in front of her before she can turn. She says "Fuck me!!"
From the backseat, from the mouth of my 11 year old comes this: "Only daddy has permission to do that!"
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Glorious.
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79 lolsAsif Khan posted a new article, <a target="_blank" href="/article/102840/shaq-wants-you-to-do-it-for-shacknews">Shaq Wants You to Do it for Shacknews!</a>
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79 lolsMy wife went over to their house last night... Just to check the perimeter of the house and see if she could figure out what kind of people they are. Noticed the door was unlocked, went inside. Kids were sleeping in their beds. Slipped them some roofies to be sure lol. Posted a selfie on facebook of herself sleeping in the kids beds with them next her. Went to parents room and farted in their open mouths. Night night! Logged into their Netflix account and deleted their entire queue! Good luck remembering which season of Monster High your kids were on!
Left their milk and eggs on the counter then got the fuck out.
