She'd only do it for the money, scheming to scam you out of your half of the business and whatever else she can get out of the divorce. But, you'd be too smart for that, and you come out on top. The headline of this little saga would read:
Cohn Tries Conning Khan, Can't; Khan Kicks Cohn From Co.; Cohn: "KHAAAAAANN!!!"
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146 lolssomeone called the house and asked for everyone's credit card numbers, unfortunately the girlfriend picked up the phone
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146 lolsSo today I was at the airport looking to see if I could meet Miley Cyrus, when I got a message from TastyWheat, who had just flown in from Dallas. I am a tall white guy who sweats a lot just walking to my car, but when I saw that text pop up, I broke into a nervous sweat. What do Australians do for fun? Do they have a Thunderdome?
I saw him at the airport, sweaty and lost, like a confused lamb. A succulent lamb. My loins quivered like yesterday's tofu as I hugged him hello. I sniffed his ear and was taken to a far away place called the Land Down Under.
I took him and his friend CoRDS to his house, and distracted his friend with a squeaky toy. It was easier than I thought. TastyWheat looked scared, but I simply held him close and said "it's okay, things are bigger in Texas."
I put his flaccid wallaby-sized donger in my mouth and sucked until I felt it throb and grow warm. Under the threat of permaban, he laid himself down while I lowered myself onto his steaming pole. I wiggled up and down until I felt his seed rush into me, my sunglasses misting up in the hot summer afternoon. Being from Australia, he told me that everything is backwards down there, and this was confirmed when I rubbed my ass and went to suck my fingers dry. Instead of white creamy spunk, a black viscous fluid coated my hand, like I had just jacked off Optimus Prime. It tasted like honey chicken.
Having an aussie cop suck on my thing, Brown paper packages tied up with string - these are a few of my favourite things.
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145 lolsHey what did wear on a Wednesday?
Bottoms: Baldwin Henley Jeans 2+ years 1 wash
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Top: Gant Fall Madras Chambray recently steamed
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Foot: Wolverine boots with new replacement laces and a topy sole
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Accessories: Ex-Officio give-n-go boxer briefs, deer hide belt, raw zucchini stuffed in my pants
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143 lolswhat now? Ignoring the fact that you even have molotov cocktails in your car in the first place, which is fucking insane, I can't even even figure out the physical nature of what you describe. How did ruffling through your jacket cause one to fall out the fucking window?
This post feels faker than Pamela Anderson's tits.
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141 lolsIF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4
KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!
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