Some of you older guys might remember me from Shackers. It was a show I did here with Fleabug and Drillbit. Well Shacknews got me chicks, as promised, so now I have a Daughter.
I made a YouTube video for Halloween. Its like Shackers but with my Daughter. I lied its not like Shackers at all. I'm going to make more of these videos with my Daughter...so get used to that. Just posted it about 10 minutes ago you're the first to see it.
Godzilly, King of the Daughters! - https://youtu.be/aAXuwCbSv4A
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82 lolsWait, upon rereading i totally missed a part of the thread. You're basically a bad person.
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82 lolslol I wasn't mocking your path in life, I was suggesting you are a bad lover and that your wife told me about it.
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82 lolsI have. Maddog and I were hanging out on his back porch drinking Diet Mt. Dews together and watching the beautifully shitty Oklahoma sunset. He had to leave and go help his buddy Dognose pick out a suitable juice for his electronic cigarette, so he told me to step inside and check on his mother, see if she needed anything. I said sure, why not?
I porked her senseless. I sucked on areolas the size of Chinet paper dinner plates, and roughly the same consistency. I stuck my modest shaft into the expansive pink-and-brown Everglades between her legs. She smelled like fine champagne filtered through hobo briefs. When we kissed, it tasted like a coctail of regular Listerine, chewing tobacco, and wet dog. Her vagina felt like a massive folded sheet of bubble wrap soaked in motor oil and covered with spiders.
Maddog came home in the middle of the fourth Cleveland Steamer, handed me another Diet Mt. Dew, shouted "CLIMAX INTO THE VORTEX!" and left to go play some video games. Overall it was a pretty dull evening. -
82 lolsActually, I just came to realize when I clicked on the Google tracker it was tracking my phone cause I was logged into Google.
I started to get a clue when I used it to look again and it was tracking my route to work and my office. LOL internet detective +1
