i made a song about sparkly getting his skinny jeans jacked. i laughed so fucking hard at that post that i just had to
http://www.apathymachine.com/sleepy/sparkly.mp3
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83 lolsHe's climbing through your browser
He's snatchin your packets up
Tryin' to trace 'em
So you better
Hide your posts
Hide your ping
Hide your posts
Hide your ping
Hide your posts
Hide your ping
and hide your IP,
cause he's tracing everybody out here
You don't have to come to speedtest
He's lookin' for you
his name's haiiiku
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83 lolsAlright, I didn't want to have to say this in front of all these people, but you've forced my hand. Shut the fuck up. I know what I'm talking about here, you faggot. There's a reason I was born after you, you know. OK? FUCK. I WAS IN THAT WOMB FOR 7 MINUTES LONGER THAN YOU, AND YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE WE NEEDED MORE TIME TO BAKE, YOU FUCKER. WHILE YOU WERE OUT IN THE WORLD SCREAMING AND FLAILING LIKE A VAGINA WITH EYEBALLS, I WAS IN MOM GETTING 7 MINUTES STRONGER, 7 MINUTES SMARTER, 7 MINUTES TALLER, 7 MINUTES HANDSOMER, AND WITH 7 MINUTES OF EXTRA DICK LENGTH, OK? I FUCKING SHOVED YOUR SORRY ASS OUT PRAYING THAT YOU'D CRACK YOUR WIDDLE HEAD OPEN ON THE OPERATING ROOM FLOOR BECAUSE THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SIT HERE AT 30 YEARS OLD AND LISTEN TO YOU VOMIT BULLSHIT ON THE INTERNET.
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