Shacknews LoL

I hadn't asked for this crap. Muffins served drier than Sara Lee's snatch. The bacon, appetizing, but colder than my conscience. There was no illusion, no silverware for this garbage platter. In the abattoir of culinary skills, I cried bloody murder. Lies soared from the Chef's belly, like bats from a cave. Just me, the lunch, and him. This wasn't hollandaise, this was my own personal apocalypse.

holy shit

when I was young I found photos of my parents fucking in their dresser and was like "ewwwwww" and then as I got older it became more "who the fuck took the photos"

Rian Johnson traveled while filming TLJ and managed to squeeze out the biggest turd of his life with ease though

Thank you.

http://chattypics.com/files/IMG_20170212_143853_owd3khm3m5.jpg

Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou

THANK YOU THANK YOU

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were you going to post the great memes or was someone else going to jump in

Shack, I have recently learned something that has devastated my world view and also made me look like a fool.

I have just learned that pickles are actually cucumbers.

The conversation went like this:
me: yeah, I'm not really into cucumbers.
gf: but you like pickles!
me: so what?
gf:................pickles are cucumbers...........
me: what are you talking about? pickles are pickles. They're pickled, but they're also born pickles....
gf: are you sure?
me: I'm pretty fucking sure I would have heard if pickles are cucumbers

And then I checked the internet.

Somehow I just missed it. All of these years. Never read a pickle jar, I guess. Also never heard it come up in conversation.

This thread is for you to laugh at me, but also to pose the question:
Was there ever a bit of common knowledge you found out seemingly after everyone else on the planet? I need some brothers and sisters in ignorance.

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