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How does your girlfriend feel about your extra-curricular activities?

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Orc toilet

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The top 5 LOL'D posts from yesterday. Don't miss the funny, if there was any to begin with!

★ By: dumb. with [9998998 lolz] ★ http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=123
Radiator? I barely know her! lololololololololololololool

By: dumb. with [227 lolz] http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=456
...so the horse says "make it a double!" lololololoolllooollololl

By: dumb. with [191 lolz] http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=789
If Who's on second then What's on first? llllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllll!!!!!!

By: dumb. with [64 lolz] http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=012
My other car is a school bus! lllloolo lol lol lol

By: dumb. with [41 lolz] http://www.shacknews.com/laryn.x?id=345
Argyle sweaters. lol

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Jesus Christ people, it's just a site redesign.

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It really is. Over the years the American Dental Association has worked hard to get the public to overvalue their teeth and then pay outrageous prices to keep them healthy.

Phase I: The Red Menace.
- Secretly fund splinter groups to fight the fluoridation of water. Link it to communism by coloring topical fluoride solutions pink. Let people know that once you fluoridate the water, it'll end up in everything, "Even children's ice cream, Mandrake!". Outcome: Success even today, without any covert funding, people oppose fluoridation.

Phase II: Tasty Treachery
- Campaigns to add vitamins to sugary cereals. Make them seem healthy. The deadly sugar is now seen as a necessary evil to get kids to eat the healthy vitamins.
- Promote hard foods and crunchy treats. Can't eat those without healthy choppers!.
- Covert funding for anti-artificial sweetener groups. Saccharine is poison! Aspartame will kill you! Stick with the "natural" stuff! Heh heh heh...

Phase III: Cast out the Wicked!
- Enhance careers of celebrities with straight and white teeth by coercing/blackmailing producers & casting agents. Free dental work for popular celebrities.
- Marginalize those who spurn us: Steve Buscemi? cast only as loser or social outcast. Kirsten Dunst? WWTDD is on our payroll. She is finished in Hollywood. Hugh Grant? Meet Divine Brown... DDS, Howard University 1993!!!

So yes, you've uncovered the truth... We've secretly been shaping the world for the last 100 years. I'd kill you, but what can you do about it now? We're entrenched and nobody would believe you... HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

whitletits you've got to listen to me. all joking aside. you need to make a sex tape. ok now follow me here. you and her do the nasty and make sure you get in there close with the camera. if i'm going to the trouble of telling you how to handle this shit sandwich you've gotten yourself into, i don't want you uploading some piece of shit kim kardashian, awful lighting, no angle bullshit porno. i want to see the back side of her uterus and also some balls-deep oral that would make rocco blush. now listen to me. you make this sex tape and you put it on your desktop right beside a newly installed copy of cuteftp pro. the next time she starts her shit about the xbox or warcraft or whatever the hell it is that you do, you fire up cuteftp and tell her to come check this out. "whats that?" she'll say. this is when you tell her that this program allows you to upload a copy of your sex tape to the internet! and then you laugh like a mental patient thats just been jerked off by a stripper after being institutionalized for 20 years (not me). she'll immediately have an ohshit moment and then get even more pissed. now this is the part where you're gonna have to grow a pair and man up. she's gonna shit bricks and threaten to leave and call you immature and all of that other nonsensical bullshit. but the bottom line is that you've got her beaver in high def and and it's dangling over the precipice of the internets. now it goes without saying that you need to save another copy of this video to a separate directory as well as to a password protected thumbdrive that only you and i know the password to - because the first moment you set foot outside your house, that desktop file is getting deleted. i wouldn't put it past her to completely set your computer on fire like that crazy bitch from TLC did to that philadelphia eagles football players house. "electrical fire" she'll say, all the while knowing that she just erased your one and only bargaining chip forever. you just think that your life was a living hell before, you haven't seen anything yet. this is where the thumbdrive will come in handy. she will start to bring the motherfucking heat now. it will be relentless. HOWEVER, it will be at this point that you shackmessage me our key word, and boom, her digitized private parts will start to fly out of Philsized.com like shit from a goose. from alaska to zimbabwe, her shit will be spread across the world wide web at record speeds. hell she may even get a digg or two. we'll post a few comments and links on her myspace friends page and the next thing you know, she'll be more famous than lindsay lohan. she'll try to kill you in your sleep that first night if she hasn't changed the locks, so be aware of that. by the second day after semi-sleeping on it and being awakened 14 times by calls from her friends and family about her new internet porno, she will start to break. this is when you announce that you are headed to best buy to get a new 80 inch hdtv and a PS3 because there are some good blu-ray movies you want to see as well as some pretty fucking sweet games too.