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i carry a gun because i love this fucking country and my fellow american. i dont carry a gun for an ego boost, or compensating for a small dick. i carry a gun because I'm not going to let some asshole cause any harm to anyone in my community in my prescence.

now you're probably asking, well why dont you become a cop or join the military? my mother told me i was too smart to join the military at a very young age. i come from a grandfathered military family. my mother was wrong about a lot of things, but she was right about that. so i took that and ran with it.

cops are assholes and dont care about serving and protecting anymore. i didnt get my masters to be a fucking patrol officer writing speeding and moving violation tickets to working class citizens and become a road pirate. i got my masters so i can serve justice to the murders, the rapists, the thieves, and the evil fucking people in this world. and here i am, 31 years later, and i work in the intelligence community in the civil maritime space for the US Navy. i know navy admirals on a first name basis. people older, wiser, more experienced, and more knowledgeable than me listen when i speak. you beta people think people with a-type personalities cant possibly have any intelligence because their whole existence is based on hiding insecurities. im here to tell you thats fucking bullshit. i know a ton of a-type females. you'd never say that shit to them, because they would whoop your fucking ass.

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Arrrr

and the winner is... cereal with water. That's my jam.

Weird Al is not, and has never been funny, except maybe in UHF.

This is mega fucked
http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-national-guard-bonus-20161020-snap-story.html

When I was eight or so? I believed washing your mouth out with soap made you forget those words. My brother and I were playing with our friend Marcus when he called my brother a faggot for throwing the frisbee on the roof by accident. We went to the laundry room and brought back what we thought was soap. It was liquid bleach. We held Marcus down and poured it in his mouth. He got real sick and our mom drove him home. She yelled at us for being stupid but nothing else came of it.

2 years later Marcus died from stomach ulcers. Woops?

Ugh.. Those look awful.