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So we have had some goldfish now for about 4 year i guess. Well today i found out you overfed them in a bad way. Last night trying to cook dinner and things i gave them a little too much food. I figured no big deal ill just clean out the fish bowl in the morning. The fuckers eat the food until they died pretty much, 1 was dead when we woke up the other was floating upside down with a huge ass stomach. So i am pretty sure i spent about 4 hours today trying to help this fucking gold fish survive.

I was actually holding him right side up and had his little castle rigged so i could stick him under it and he would not float up and upside down. I can't believe i feel bad because a god dam gold fish died, i seriously hate pets now. My cat who was with us for like 7 years just fucking left us when i bought him the wrong food. He walked up to it then walked away never to be scene again SO FUCK YOU CAT i hope your other family is treating you well FAGOT CAT. Now my god dam gold fish are dead i flushed the one that was dead when i woke up but the other one who i spent the entire morning trying to help stay alive has a burial spot next to my gnomes outside with a little cross my daughter made for it. So now i flushed one and buried another fucking shitty Saturday i am going to bed

I hate mowing the lawn but at least I know how to do it

life has given you a pitifully small amount of authority and you have elected to abuse it

At least he had time to finish.

Bad news guys
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I walked in on my daughter masturbating this morning.






She's still too young to understand what I was doing though.

I tuck my penis into my taint with the tip just resting inside the asshole, then when I get a raging hard on it springs forward like a switch blade destroying anything in its path.

Turn the tables on him. The next time he gives you the Iraq War rundown, tell him:

MOTHER FUCKER I WORK FOR GOOGLE. GOOGLE DOT COM, BITCH! LOOK THAT SHIT UP ON THE INTERNET, SON! YOU THINK I'M IMPRESSED BY YOU HAVING A GOVERNMENT-ISSUED MURDER WRAP? I'M PART OF THE LARGEST INFORMATION ENGINE ON THE MOTHER FUCKING PLANET. YOU FUCK WITH ME AND I CAN MAKE EVERY TRACE OF YOUR BITCH-ASS VANISH OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH! YOU THINK GEORGE W SENT YOU OVERSEAS TO FUCK SHIT UP IN IRAQ? WE GOT THAT SHIT STARTED OVER THERE CAUSE MAPS DOT GOOGLE DOT COM NEEDED TO UPDATE THEIR FUCKING AERIAL PHOTO DBASE. YOU'RE FUCKING WITH THE WRONG CIVVIE, G.I. JOE. YOU'RE A KILLER? YOU GONNA KILL SOMEBODY? YOU GONNA KILL ME? MOTHER FUCKER I'LL DISAPPEAR YOUR ASS! YOUR OWN MOTHER WON'T EVEN REMEMBER SHE SHIT YOU OUT OF HER SKANK SNATCH BY THE TIME I FINISH WITH YOUR SHIT! TEST ME MOTHER FUCKER! TEST ME LIKE A MOTHER FUCKING POP QUIZ AND SEE IF I DON'T HARRY HOUDINI ALL YOUR SHIT LIKE PRESTO MOTHER FUCKING ALAKAZAM, BITCH! WHAT?

Going up against one man is nothing. But going up against the power of google? Heh, not unless you're Communist China! He'll back down for sure after a tirade like that.

It's the small price we pay to be able to tell them apart.