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yup http://i.imgur.com/LQehCqC.png

I hear you guys thing my wife is pretty. I made a short video to recap our trip to Hawaii so far.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NwRxeFFgrk

Be a hero.

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"I hope I get a carrot!"
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"You're not a carrot!"
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Uh ohs!
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Off on sea adventures!
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Meanwhile, on CatShack...

texasfur2012
so my "dad" wants to kill me again.

if you remember, me and my brother got left with this human when my mom ditched us when we were kids. this guy took us in and i thought things were cool but they got weird really fast. he said we were "dirty" and "infested" or something crazyyy, so OK, we're getting a bath right? nope. he starts dunking us in water and rubbing our buttholes with a wet towel. wtf? and why were there bubbles??

it was creepy as fuck, and that was before he took us to the weird, bright clinic. and they castrated us. i don't even know who i am anymore. i won't get into that though, if you really want to know, go check my tumblr. i post a lot of introspective writings there. anyway, that was the last time i ever made the mistake of trusting this asshole.

my brother doesn't seem to remember any of it or care, but i can't forget. every time i think i'm getting a moment of peace, he barges in the room that dumb, fat way that humans stomp around. the way he looks at me, like i'm a bug, unnerves me every time. he wants to kill me, i know it. it's not gonna be the normal way the monsters outside eat cats, with their teeth. no, it's this weird way i can't describe. like, he's gonna crush me with his "long paws" or he's gonna use one of his metal things and that makes the really loud sound and then i'll be dead. or maybe he'll send me to the clinic again and they cut the rest of me off.

the last time i saw him, i was having this nice dream when he stomped in and i knew the time had come. and i was RIGHT. only it wasn't at all how i expected, but he had all kinds of traps laid around the room for me! those black vines in the walls that hum? they grabbed at me and when i tried to get away, they started coming out of the walls, just trying to hold onto me. i got away, for now. i've never been so scared in my life.

i don't know what to do, but my stupid brother still doesn't get it, he thinks it's all fine. i feel so alone. i hope this isn't my last post.

anuslickr27
that sounds horrible! hang in there texas! :x

fan-c-feest
another texas post? you're the worst poster on this board. i'm so tired of your overreactions. my humans are fine, this is all in your head.

GloriousCow
hey guys

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Wait... 16% It's a good thing my job doesn't involve any math!

dont let me get in the way of you being upset at people for not saying something that might upset you

Guys. GUYS!

I was at a meeting yesterday here at work where we were going over some cracker jack excel spread sheet from IT that polls everyone's PC and gets a list of all the installed shit. Well we were all going through it with my manager, the IT manager and some IT subordinates for our windows 7 upgrade here at work. Weeeeelllll when it came time to look at what was installed on my PC 'Lamp' showed up. I panicked a little because I had absolutely no idea how I was going to justify having it installed but there was a little comment beside it and I don't know if it was auto generated or what but that shit saved my ass.

"Open Source tools that provides a unified system from where you can manage a large application cluster. The underlying platform is LAMP based."

So I guess a big thanks to who ever wrote that cause yea, no need to justify anything everyone bought it that it was a totally legit program.

<3 you guys!