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This is true, surveillance through the window shortly before the fatal attack revealed shocking behavior :

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/2131/surveillancecl0.gif

Found a weird spot on my dick. Convinced myself I have cancer or super-herpes or super-cancer-herpes.

Went to the doctor to have it looked at. She has me undress and lie down, grabs my penis, and starts examining it. She hmms and haas for a minute before standing up, snapping the latex gloves off, and saying, "well I'm not really seeing anything remarkable."

:(

really doing some soul searching after drinking that glass of piss huh

That tattoo's going to look pretty dumb in twelve or thirteen thousand years when Vega is the north star and not Polaris.

242, let's just get this over with. In roughly 10 replies you will fill us in on a little nugget like "a few weeks ago I let Jess' cousin use my login so he could play a game". You'll get 30 replies laughing at you which you'll ignore, and defend your position later in the thread.

Then we all die a little inside, while you sit at home stroking your retarded dog and reflecting on another successful thread.

Uhh isnt this far more accurate? http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/5914/collage0408hr1.jpg

I created a Google Search video for fsck's story, how he got to this point, and how it ends up, please view it here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUKP1cikYA4

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can I have a 20% nigger dick and lose 10% of my IQ?

Don't worry guys, I fixed it to sound more in line with the [fry] we know and love: http://files.eatpolys.com/shack/fixed.mp3