Colleague left work early - to buy 3 kg silver. Apparently once Hillary is elected there will be only war, and he needs hard currency to trade after the end times.
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We're in Germany.
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91 lolstl;dr: Free pizza for calling a dumbass a dumbass.
So I decide to go to Little Caesars for a quick pizza since I don't feel like cooking or foraging for grubs and berries. It's 8:15 so I hurry over so I'm not "that guy" that shows up 2 minutes before close.
I walk in and I'm third in line. As I walk in I notice they are just cutting and boxing some pizzas to go into the hot 'n ready warmer. Excellent! Ready and Fresh!
The first lady in line orders a hot 'n ready, but she doesn't want one from the warmer, she wants it fresh (they're all fresh dumbass... weren't you paying attention?). And she doesn't want pepperoni, she wants green chile and extra cheese. The guy rings it up and tells her it's $9 and some change. She says "that doesn't sound right!". He explains that's what it costs. She refuses to hear him. She has him call the manager over. She is surprised she has to pay tax on her purchase (where the fuck are you from lady?!).
At this point her hot 'n ready (but I WANT IT FRESH AND COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM THE HOT'N READY FOR THE SAME FUCKING PRICE!) conversation has taken several minutes. Like 6 or 7 if I had to guess. I've worked in pizza, and I could see the pain in the worker's eyes as he bit his tongue and remained polite throughout the stupid bullshit.
I however, do not work there, and was under no real obligation to be polite.
I finally say "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LADY!!! IF I GIVE YOU $4 WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET US ALL MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES AND PUT THIS TRAGIC FUCKING PIZZA EVENT BEHIND US?!". (mic drop)
Staff starts clapping, other customer is laughing, lady storms out without saying a word. Then I order and it's free, plus they tried to load me up with other stuff but I didn't want anything else so they gave me a card for another free pizza on my next visit.
So the moral of the story is sometimes it pays to be a dick. Of course sometimes you get stabbed on punched but sometimes it pays.
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91 lolsYou should try to find her contact details to inform her that those tattoos make you less likely to masturbate to her image.
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