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Well, I did mention that I Luv the Cock

RIP those 4 abortions

This post. Right here. This is why I bought this website.

You're going to want to spend a minimum of 800 dollars on a paper shredder. Any less than that and the quality is going to be so low you'll want to replace the damn thing within 5 years, but you won't be able to because your identity will have been stolen and your bank account emptied.

If you're serious about shredding, get something with carbide cutting heads and at least a .5HP motor. I have a Rawlings-Chamberlain MK220 AKA "The Silver Knight" .
It comes fully loaded with a dual rubber roller feeder and 6 layer hopper to separate different kinds of paper, wood, metal, etc.. I can shred a New York telephone book in under 15 seconds.
The built in milling computer lets me customize the shred pattern to meet any security needs. I prefer a 3mm parallelogram with bilateral fiber separation. You can't even make out individual characters on those things.

Send me an IM if you're serious about this. Welcome to the world of paper shredding. You're in for a hell of a ride.

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Better luck next time.

Almost as funny as dead baby jokes, but without the delivery.

no we won't. his post will be like:

well our baby was born yesterday. delivery was only about 2 hours, natural birth. she didn't even need painkillers, she wasn't complaining or even yelling at all. i'm PISSED because i wanted a funny story to tell. anyway. the baby's alright.. doc says he's perfectly healthy with no complications... does that strike anyone as odd?

i was worried because my wife only gained about 10lbs but her tits got huge. i just hope people don't think she's anorexic or something because she's already fitting back into her size 0-2 wardrobe. anyway, i better focus on driving, i don't want to dent my new 2011 BMW X4 Coupe, this damn thing is so sensitive and my wife's trying to give me a blow job. it's like, can't she wait until we get home? sigh.

Posted from my iPhone

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I will come to the Shackmeet and stare at you. Remember the time you posted that picture from Facebook, Wheatloaf? I used it to find your profile. I printed out your profile picture on my inkjet and now have it hanging in a collage of shackers that I know the identity of. I ensure this collage is the last thing I see before I close my eyes for sleep. I am coming to the next Shackmeet. I will find you.