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Eh, why not? It's the Shack. Besides, after our first daughter had a seizure I sent a picture of her around to family and friends with the caption "Seizing's Greetings!" So yeah, I guess everything is fair game. :-D

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then go to him.

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Woah woah woah, that's enough. I'm gonna have to round all these up, now that you let them all out.

Yes. The reason for re-doing the fight is that the end bosses drop the best loot, usually 3 or 4 really hot shit items. You may not get a drop for your class on the first kill, so you want to run it again but you have to wait a week for the instance to reset. Then on the second attempt, your wife or girlfriend brings home "The Notebook" on DVD and makes you watch it with her. The next day, you find out that your class hot shit item dropped and there were no Warlocks in your group that night, so they gave it to some gay Shadow Priest. So you sign up to run it again. Then on your third run, the retarded group you're in gets killed over and over again and you curse the day that you decided to ever play video games in the first place. You end up spending 75 gold in repair bills and want to rosewood your monitor out the window. So you go on your fourth run and finally kill the fucking thing after playing for 5 hours and getting the wife or girlfriend completed pissed off at you. She calls you an insensitive prick, a child who cares more about a stupid video game than they do a real human being. You want to kill her, but if you do, you may miss out on the roll for your hot shit item while you're cleaning the blood off the walls. You decide not to kill her, roll on your item, and toss out a fucking 4. A filthy Mage rolls a 99, lols are had by all, and an entire goddamn night is yet another testament to your epic fail. Then comes run number five. By this time, you don't give a fuck. You down about 3 beers before the fucking thing even starts and manage to call everyone in Ventrillo salad-tossing, no-showering, homosexual outcasts. You get kicked out of the raid and await your sixth attempt. It goes on like this for months and months and it finally appears to end when one night all the planets align and you finally get the high roll on the hot shit item. But after equipping it, you're told that the princess is actually in another castle because in 2 weeks Blizzard is releasing a new content patch that makes all your shit look like something you bought at a pawn shop with money you got from sucking dicks near the train tracks.

Think...bigger than a truck.

I bought a pressure washer!

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It works really well!

When I was a kid, we had a big fish tank. My mom loved colorful, happy fish. Guppies, mollies, assorted gouramis, etc.

Small, nonaggressive or semi-aggressive fish that were pretty to look at.

Little fish die from time to time, and the tank was getting a bit sparse. So my dad, in his infinite wisdom, goes out and buys a bunch of huge mean fish. He got a shovel-nose catfish, which ate so many guppies that you could see their bodies pressed against its stomach. Some would wriggle a bit.

He also got a pacu. It was a little one (no more than 4" long), but it had the teeth. And it was super aggressive and territorial. Its territory was "the whole fucking tank". It ate everything smaller or less aggressive than itself.

Mom was pissed, so as a consolation prize, he got her a couple of Jewel Cichlids. They were gorgeous, about 4" long, and ended up being a mated pair. They would raise ( and protect ) their babies until they were of a certain size. They fought that damn pacu daily, but all they could do was drive it off. They couldn't really hurt it.

Dad wasn't too smart. He was more interested in having a mean fish than having a healthy fish, so he didn't care that pacus can grow to like 2 feet in length. Eventually it got big enough to out-bully the Jewel cichlids. It ate them both.

Mom was furious. She tried to net the pacu, but our net was too small. So she pinned it to the side and grabbed it with her hand. It bit several times, drawing blood. She threw it out on the porch to die, then buried it under her rosebush.

The rosebush died that summer.

Fuck you, pacu.

I'd rather do this:

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