I'm taking a shit in a public bathroom and some dude just washed his hands then TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS BEHIND HIM!
What the fuck!
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121 lolsMy wife used the last of the toilet paper. I went in to poop and after I was done I saw she did not get more to replace what she used. I yelled for her and asked for her to bring me some. She said that I should have looked before I started pooping to see we were out and it was my fault. I saw her towel she took a shower with hanging up, wiped my ass on it and hung it back up. Now I am going to take a nap. Lets see how this plays out.
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121 lolsI can't type penis on my penis because every time I type penis it changes it to penis.
Stupid penis.
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I used to not lock my penis so I'm assuming someone did this at Shackcon and I'm just now noticing it but I don't remember where the shortcut menu is on my penis. -
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120 lolsTALES FROM THE DOCTORS OFFICE
Tommy had a doctor's appointment yesterday. The female doctor's doing the abdominal check and gets down to his underwear, when she says to him "I need to check out how things are inside your underpants."
Apparently, part of Tommy's 11 year old checkup is to check out his nards. This is news to him; he gets super nervous, and he starts squirming like crazy. He's a huge kid (taller than my wife and nearly as tall as I am) and he's laying there in his underwear scrunching his legs up to his belly trying to block access to his junk, while the doctor tries to force her hand down his pants to get a feel.
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119 lolsHazard, Dr. "On White Knighting." Shacknews Chatty. GameFly Media, 6 March 2013. Web. 6 March 2013. <http://www.shacknews.com/chatty?id=29797425#item_29797425>
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