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Yah, any chemical used will most likely not be good for your urethra and other assorted tubes. Going to the ER will make a vas deferens

Wait what, why do they want the kids to fuck each other?? And why do they need to be distracted for that??!

Now I'm even more confused..

Happy early Halloween Shacknews

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I've overheard people at work talking about it. I always want to be like, WELL I KNOW THE MAKER! I don't. But we hung out. At the same place. Online.

ASTRONEER HUH? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, I SAW A PICTURE OF THAT GAME WHEN IT WAS JUST A SIDE PROJECT ON SHACKNEWS.COM/CHATTY.

HOUSE OF THE DYING SUN, YOU SAY? WELL ME AND THE CREATOR OF THAT GAME GO WAAAAAAY BACK. NO. WE'VE NEVER MET. I LOL'D ONE OF HIS POSTS A FEW TIMES.

DEMONS AND SHOTGUNS! CLASSIC. DEFINITELY. ME AND HIM ARE ALWAYS TALKING GAMES TOGETHER. WELL, SEPARATELY, USUALLY. SOMETIMES WE POST IN THE SAME THREAD. IT'S TRUE!

SHOPIFY? MORE LIKE, I KNOW THE GUY, AMIRITE? I DON'T, BUT ONCE HE REPLIED TO A THREAD OF MINE.

CORPSES N' SOULS? WHY THAT'S MADE BY A CLOSE PERSONAL ONLINE FRIEND WHOSE NAME I KNOW BUT HAVE NEVER TALKED TO PERSONALLY, BUT WHO ONCE TOLD ME ABOUT A COOL GAME THAT WAS BAD BUT HE WAS SUPER STOKED ABOUT AND I LOVE HIM FOR IT. SHACKER OF THE YEAR 2019, DIDN'T YOU KNOW? SAME CLUB.

OH, I HAVE FRIENDS WHO WORK AT THE GOOGLE. YEAH, WELL, NOT FRIENDS. BUT I DO KNOW THEIR TAGS AND FACES, YES, I GUESS IT'S KIND OF CREEPY. ALSO SOMETIMES I PM ONE THOUGH, USUALLY AT INAPPROPRIATE TIMES. THEY DON'T REPLY.

MARK REBEELIT? REBELAY? REEBEELAY? OH I KNOW LOOP DADDY. I WAS THERE WHEN HE WAITED IN LINE FOR AN IPHONE BACK IN THE DAY. OH, YOU SAW THE VIDEO TOO. WELL I SAW HIS EARLIER WORK! OH, YOU DID TOO, WELL GUESS WHAT? I UNF'D HIS POSTS...NO, IT'S NOT SEXUAL. USUALLY.

This just blew my mom

Wife wanted me to "look good" for summer, so last weekend she got me colored shorts at J Crew. Wore them out on a neighborhood walk tonight for the first time and at the nearby intersection some high schoolers saw me in their car and yelled "nice shorts, faggot!" Wife just laughed.

yeah me and a few Shackers will get pissed at each other but in the end we just want to get a W while playing with some friends. I love how this game can get me to treat people like shit when I am the incest guy in real life.