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I don't understand what you mean, they gave me like a tube thing so I kind of sat on the toilet and had my hand going under my legs and tried to shit in it - and just got it everywhere and all over myself

How else are you meant to fucking do it

that show was a bunch of bullsh

So...were these headphones designed for a human or....?

http://chattypics.com/files/1_1q20yflyj0.jpg

:|

Also spider: http://chattypics.com/files/2_ph5bu2j2hi.jpg

Sorry had to get lunch. Here's the chat log:

me: Wanna get married?
I don't have a ring.
or a romantic situation
but you haven't left me with much time to do that
k: well u have time today
when i see u at home
lol
me: I love you and want you forever
k: ok
well ask me
tonight
me: No
k: lol
me: I'm asking you now
k: why?
me: you have to answer now
k: over comp?
me: because, thats how it is
yup
k: lol
ok yes
me: yay!
k: can i still have a ring later?
me: yes.

So, my wife went out drinking with her gay friend Steve lastnight. They stumbled home around midnight and he ended up passing out in our spare room.

After he left this morning I found our olive oil in the bedroom and a cucumber in the washroom garbage.

... also my keyboard and mouse are oily. I think I'm going to be sick.

Needless to say I'm not speaking to my wife today.

So my oldest son had been dating this girl who ultimately dumped him because he doesn't go to church. :/ She basically molested him in the 8th and 9th grade, but apparently she's found Jesus. She told him he needed to start praying and she might go out with him again.

He's on Myspace tonight and is like, "ah, the ex-girlfriend is on". I told him I'd help him out a little bit on IM.

http://www.philsized.com/lol/lmao.jpg

(repost for the real shackers day crew)

in entirely unrelated news, we're proud to announce the addition of a kitchen to the shacknews office.

This is probably how God feels about Diane.

Your release date is bullshit.