Shacknews LoL

If only Trump had a history of businesses deals with which to evaluate him as a business partner.

Found it pretty light, but I am Scandinavian and we set the bar for depression.

my genius intellect tells me that sometimes stocks go up and sometimes stocks go down

Let me know when they find THC isn't awesome and hasn't actually been getting me high for the last 40 years.

I fucking love this concept of a calm helldiver who has Bach piped into his helmet, cannot hear anything anyone else or what command says

Just moseys along during a multiple bug breach or bot drop and the hear rate never goes over 85

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on the other hand have you considered how much freedom you felt??

Tesla Dump

I know there are a lot of you on here so I came to gripe and seek advice. I need to get a new vehicle, and wanted to do a lease. The Y's were going at crazy lease prices and I got a quote in writing to come in and pay and pickup, $400. I show up, 4 hours later, and the person running the desk says, sorry must have been a different car, here is the same vehicle, but its $450 a month now.

I say, sorry heres the paperwork you sent me 4 hours ago, please honor it, I have my checkbook, lets go.

We can't change whats in the computer is the response. I ask for the sales manager to address it, after himming and hawing for 45 minutes about which meeting he's supposedly in, a 25 year old comes out and says yep, its whatever the computer says. We can't sell it for what we told you we would.

I'm convinced they are running early model cyborgs as sales people in the store, because the programming on these human beings was less than some kiosks I've used.

only to an altitude of 3m

CTO: What is my password? Can you reset it?