Just yesterday, America celebrated some of our most famous and beloved chief executives, like George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. But with all that boring reverence out of the way, we can get down to what's really important: imagining Washington was a mad despot who needs to be murdered for the good of the country.

Such is the case with the launch of Assassin's Creed 3's ambitious three-part downloadable content, The Tyranny of King Washington. The first part, titled "The Infamy," will be available starting today. Parts two and three are coming in March and April, respectively. The trailer details Washington's rise to power, and shows off a few new features. Apparently Connor has a cloaking device now, because as long as Ubisoft is playing fast and loose with history, they may as well go whole hog. Check it out below.