Diablo 3 review
Diablo III doesn't mess with a good thing, and while the launch was less the ideal, the game proves that good things come to those forced to wait.
Some of the battles in the game offer a huge adrenaline rush
The jeweler Covetous Shen can remove gems from your old gear
[This Diablo III review is based on a digitally downloaded version of the game provided by the publisher as part of a World of Warcraft annual pass purchase.]
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John Keefer posted a new article, Diablo 3 review.
Diablo III doesn't mess with a good thing, and while the launch was less the ideal, the game proves that good things come to those forced to wait.-
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Eh, I enjoyed it, what can I say? The lead into Act IV was something I didn't expect, although I did see the Act I and Act II finale's coming. And when i say well-crafted, there are no plot holes. A cliffhanger or two at the end, and I really like the addition of the stories that the followers bring. I admit it isn;t involved as say SC2, but to each their own.
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So well crafted that PA could make a comic on the inconsistencies in the first 5 minutes?
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But there are plot holes.
Like...the whole thing with Tyrael becoming a "human" (i.e. "nephalem")?
The lore outright states that humans/nephalem are one and the same. If angels can become "human" so easily, why couldn't all the angels just become nephalem and fucking destroy the evils? It's stupid how Tyrael becomes "human". I mean they could have resolved this by making him a MORTAL fucking angel, but no: they made him a human and create this giant fucking logic fuckup.
I dunno, maybe I'm missing something here. But after reading the Book of Cain and listening to the lore in DIII, I was under the impression that humanity and nephalem were one and the same, just that humans nowadays were de-powered version of the nephalem. If that's true, then Blizzard screwed the pooch pretty hard on this one. -
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APM, macro, make more shit, banelings banelings banelings whoa....and of course Terran OP
Raynor is down on his luck, but with the help of his friends rallies systems against arcturus mengsk. In the process he learns about an artifact that can supposedly return sarah kerrigan back to human...he just has to invade the zerg's new homeworld to try it.
Seems reasonable to me for any game about bugs vs aliens vs rednecks
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I'm enjoying the gameplay, but the story in D3 is garbage and the dialogue is worse. The dialogue boils down to:
Boss: RAWR You will never destroy my anal poop shooter from hell!
Hero: We will defeat you and your poop shooters!
** hero destroys the first of two anal poop shooters from hell
Boss: HAHAHA! You have defeated one anal poop shooter from hell, but I still have another! Bwahahaha!
Hero: We will destroy your poop shooter and then we are coming for you!
** hero destroys the second of the two anal poop shooters from hell!
Boss: HAHAHA! I didn't need those two anal poop shooters from hell anyhow! My minions are at your gates this very moment!
Hero: The forces of light will defeat you!
Blech...this dreck sounds like something from a 90's era Super NES game... -
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To be fair, your review is preaching to the choir. The only jist of it to me is you're a longtime Diablo fan and would have busted a nut over this game regardless of what it turned out to be.
Great for you, but it makes me miss old school gimmicks like when game magazines would have 3 different people review a game, with at least one or two not caring about the genre as much.
Now it's often just the guy who loves a series reviewing it which doesn't tell anyone much of anything.-
There's the rub, though, and I'm not trying to bash, but do you want someone reviewing a game who doesn't know the context? Yeah, I loved the originals, but I wasn't fanatic to get to Hell and Inferno. I hate the DRM, the AH is still a work in progress and the unexplained nerfs are frustrating. I'm not afraid to say if I don't like something, but was the game worth what I paid for it? (and yes I did pay) Definitely yes.
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My issue is that what you call DRM, I call a "feature" that makes the game unplayable. The ping on the internet available at my house makes the game unplayable. I'd be fine if it were just DRM that required an always on connection, but it's not. The game is basically a single player MMO. When I try to play there is rubber banding all over, when I click to attack enemies it takes a second for the hit to register. I was quite upset, but it's too late now, money down the toilet.
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We've been over this stuff a million times, but it's all a matter of perspective. I consider D3's system to be an improvement over D2's for the way I've always played the game, which is exclusively online. Playing Diablo offline has never even been a consideration for me, so I wouldn't call it DRM any more than I would for WoW.
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The sad part is if you are going to http://www.shacknews.com and not http://www.shacknews.com/chatty you are doing it wrong. Most of the gaming news you front page jockies post comes straight out of the chatty and you have no problem reposting it as if it was your own without giving any kind of credit to who you took it from. You should be happy one person read the god awful shit you guys post lazy fucks.
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While there's a shitstorm of players on Diablo 3's forums complaining about how bad the game is, reviewers keep on writing about how great the game is. The developers claimed it would take at least a month to finish the game, then a bunch of people beat it in less than 3 days. I'm guessing the developers don't have know much about RPGs and how to beat them.
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What is there to review?
Its the same game from 12 years ago with physics.
Another fail from Blizzard.
You can pick up, I don't know 13 other games going back 12 years and it all plays the same AND you can do it WITHOUT this damn DRM.
So no thank you Activision/ Blizzard took you 12 years to crank out the same thing? What have you been doing all this time? -
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