Today on a Balatro run, it gave me a great combo of face card money and multiplier jokers. Then it hit me with the blind that debuffs all face cards and I think it’s just a bit rude to give me an all-you-can-eat cake buffet and then send the Goon That Hates Cake to beat me up.
Hey. I know you’re down in the dumps, but Flaff told me to tell you it’s okay. It’s okay to cry, scream, be frustrated, be disappointed. But you should fluff your favorite tortilla blanket, get some rest, and come back ready to push forward, because there’s always a way forward.
There’s a lot of silly, stupid, and disturbing stuff out there… but it’s also kinda nice to be able to put Mario Wonder music in the background and crank out some Saturday Balatro runs.
PS Castle Bowser Battle rips when you’re on a money-powered cash grenade of a run.
It’s late and you should go to sleep, but you remembered the evil guy plot in The King of Fighters 99 is that they cloned Kyo a bunch, sent a bunch of Kyo clones all over the world, and were gonna activate them to commit Kyo crimes, but then you beat up one guy and that’s that.