It’s late and you should be asleep, but you remembered that the Master Sword isn’t in the first Zelda. At full health, Link can shoot sword beams with any sword, including really sh***y brown ones, which begs the question: Why is every other Link a Master Sword-carried scrublord?
There was a Guilty Gear Strive combo contest featuring Johnny and Elphelt, so I gave it a try and came up with something new. Dunno if it’ll beat the zanier ones, but I went for something I could use in an actual match, so practicality, style, variation, damage, and a big finish. Here’s how it came out. 😊
Leon! LEON! You have to listen! I’m from the future! It’s terrible! You go to China and fight bargain bin Demogorgons! They reintroduce Sherry Birkin and f***ing blow it! Chris Redfield goes all Gears of War! But you can change it Leon! FOR GOD SAKES YOU HAVE TO CHANGE IT LEON!
Leon! LEON! You have to listen! I’m from the future! It’s terrible! You go to China and fight bargain bin Demogorgons! They reintroduce Sherry Birkin and f***ing blow it! Chris Redfield goes all Gears of War! But you can change it Leon! FOR GOD SAKES YOU HAVE TO CHANGE IT LEON!
If Ladiva’s health is light blue,
That spells danger for you.
But it makes for a delicious #SaturdayCrush. #GBVSR
Johnny is my Xmas angel, handing out holiday cards left and right (sometimes in the middle of devastating combos).
HOLY SH**.
Work is done, #GBVSR is out, and Ladiva is strong again. Time for the return of #SaturdayCrush.
Honey, it’s the holidays. Time to bust out The Fancy Dr. Pepper.
