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Made it to Godzilla Minus One in theaters before the end of the year. Damn what a movie. It was everything everyone hyped it up to be and more. Great story, great monster bits, great music. Top to bottom phenomenal movie.

Made it to Godzilla Minus One in theaters before the end of the year. Damn what a movie. It was everything everyone hyped it up to be and more. Great story, great monster bits, great music. Top to bottom phenomenal movie.

Yesterday’s Flaff update. She looks like she’s one can of spinach and an Olive kidnapping away from wrecking the joint.

Yesterday’s Flaff update. She looks like she’s one can of spinach and an Olive kidnapping away from wrecking the joint.

I always get such anxiety about having to board Flaff to travel (she’s very up on her vaccines, but she’s very old), but our current groomers love her and she loves them and it makes me happy to see she’s getting the attention she deserves while we’re away. 🥲🥰

I always get such anxiety about having to board Flaff to travel (she’s very up on her vaccines, but she’s very old), but our current groomers love her and she loves them and it makes me happy to see she’s getting the attention she deserves while we’re away. 🥲🥰

I hope you all left milk and cookies out for Santa. It’s the only thing that staves off his otherwise unquenchable thirst for blood.

It’s late and you should be asleep, but you remembered that the Master Sword isn’t in the first Zelda. At full health, Link can shoot sword beams with any sword, including really sh***y brown ones, which begs the question: Why is every other Link a Master Sword-carried scrublord?

It’s late and you should be asleep, but you remembered that the Master Sword isn’t in the first Zelda. At full health, Link can shoot sword beams with any sword, including really sh***y brown ones, which begs the question: Why is every other Link a Master Sword-carried scrublord?

There was a Guilty Gear Strive combo contest featuring Johnny and Elphelt, so I gave it a try and came up with something new. Dunno if it’ll beat the zanier ones, but I went for something I could use in an actual match, so practicality, style, variation, damage, and a big finish. Here’s how it came out. 😊

Leon! LEON! You have to listen! I’m from the future! It’s terrible! You go to China and fight bargain bin Demogorgons! They reintroduce Sherry Birkin and f***ing blow it! Chris Redfield goes all Gears of War! But you can change it Leon! FOR GOD SAKES YOU HAVE TO CHANGE IT LEON!

Leon! LEON! You have to listen! I’m from the future! It’s terrible! You go to China and fight bargain bin Demogorgons! They reintroduce Sherry Birkin and f***ing blow it! Chris Redfield goes all Gears of War! But you can change it Leon! FOR GOD SAKES YOU HAVE TO CHANGE IT LEON!

Leon! LEON! You have to listen! I’m from the future! It’s terrible! You go to China and fight bargain bin Demogorgons! They reintroduce Sherry Birkin and f***ing blow it! Chris Redfield goes all Gears of War! But you can change it Leon! FOR GOD SAKES YOU HAVE TO CHANGE IT LEON!

Leon! LEON! You have to listen! I’m from the future! It’s terrible! You go to China and fight bargain bin Demogorgons! They reintroduce Sherry Birkin and f***ing blow it! Chris Redfield goes all Gears of War! But you can change it Leon! FOR GOD SAKES YOU HAVE TO CHANGE IT LEON!

If Ladiva’s health is light blue,
That spells danger for you.

But it makes for a delicious #SaturdayCrush. #GBVSR

Johnny is my Xmas angel, handing out holiday cards left and right (sometimes in the middle of devastating combos).

Hello, Meet Lola