It’s late and you should go to sleep, it you wonder if “Kicked to death by surly miniature pony” would be at least as hilarious an obituary as it might be painful as a firsthand experience.
The funniest thing in all of Star Ocean 2 R is that you get Ashton strapped with two cursed dragons for the rest of his life, unless he goes on a cursed journey to kill them permanently...
And really he's just such a lovable dork that he's happy you'll hang out with him.
It’s late and you should go to sleep, but you realized in many of the Zelda games Link is just kind of a lazy layabout who does nothing up until someone gives him a sword and says save the world, and that kinda makes it a little weirder that everybody just leaves it to him.