Leon! LEON! You have to listen! I’m from the future! It’s terrible! You go to China and fight bargain bin Demogorgons! They reintroduce Sherry Birkin and f***ing blow it! Chris Redfield goes all Gears of War! But you can change it Leon! FOR GOD SAKES YOU HAVE TO CHANGE IT LEON!
Listen, we all have passions and desires, but you have never wanted anything in your life more than Mario wants to win this Mario Kart 64 commercial race. And if somehow you have reached this height? I hope you won because you probably deserve it.
It’s late and you should go to sleep, but you feel a need to educate yourself with historical slander, so you feel it’s important to know that Rasputin’s homies said he smelled like garbage. Like smell of ass hit your nose and then Rasputin walked in. Funky poop troll of a guy.