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Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day.

Give a man a t-shirt gun and he’ll entertain himself and a crowd of 50,000+ for three hours.

But then he’ll starve to death because he spent three hours doing that instead of eating a fish you didn’t give him.

You monster.

Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day.

Give a man a t-shirt gun and he’ll entertain himself and a crowd of 50,000+ for three hours.

But then he’ll starve to death because he spent three hours doing that instead of eating a fish you didn’t give him.

You monster.

ARTHUR FLECK/JOKER: You know what you get, Murray? YOU GET WHAT YOU F***ING DESERVE!!!

(Fleck/Joker whips out a bottle of Coca Cola and hands it to Murray. Murray, shaken at first, breaks into a smile and takes cola bottle. Audience cheers, including soda drinking polar bears.)

No, see, perhaps you don’t understand. You don’t say “cookie” if you’re not going to give precious old babies a cookie. That’s just rude.

No, see, perhaps you don’t understand. You don’t say “cookie” if you’re not going to give precious old babies a cookie. That’s just rude.

Valve's #Deadlock beckons, and we're once again answering the call! Join us as we go live once again with a few hours of the third-person MOBA shooter! twitch.tv/shacknews

Valve's #Deadlock beckons, and we're once again answering the call! Join us as we go live once again with a few hours of the third-person MOBA shooter! twitch.tv/shacknews

Tizoc looks so sick. Of course ET hit the after-super EX aerial throw, but I really liked the brake on the follow-up clothesline before hitting him with the sauce. #FGC #FatalFury #CotW

Yeah, it's a repost, but please play this at my funeral without context. It's as good of an understanding of who I am as you're going to get and the people closest to me will understand.

If there was ever going to be a sequel to Joycon Boyz for Switch 2, it should be Joycon Boyz 2 Men.

If there was ever going to be a sequel to Joycon Boyz for Switch 2, it should be Joycon Boyz 2 Men.

Leaving my house for the first time in a week omw to Quick Trip to buy a 44 oz Big Red slushie and a one pound burrito that will be my spouse's problem later.

Leaving my house for the first time in a week omw to Quick Trip to buy a 44 oz Big Red slushie and a one pound burrito that will be my spouse's problem later.

Anna's cool. #Tekken8 may be in a funny state, but once things calm down I think folks will have a lot of fun with Anna's bazooka antics and that NASTY qcf1 counter elbow. Thank you to everyone who tuned in. Here's the best we came up with! #FGC

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