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the man with the briefcase

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Shacknews CEO/EIC/EIEIO

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Twitch: armyoftechno

Lola’s BFF. 

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I just got these New Balance Men's 340 V1 Slip-On Flip Flops in the mail today, and I gotta say they absolutely own. If you have bad feet, wide feet, big feet, or feet in general, these are a solid choice. 10/10. Will wear these everyday.

Image of the New Balance Men's 340 V1 Slip-On Flip Flop.

Slack October 2023 Mobile and Desktop Update Review: 0/10. Revert. $CRM

Screen of me pointing out two updates in the new version of Slack that is intensely dislike. The top of the app had a giant search bar with giant threads, Later, and Draft buttons. There is also a compose button now. I hate it.

Finally, definitive evidence that I am better at F-Zero than Billy Mays (RIP). #FZERO99

Screenshot of F-Zero 99 showing a zoomed in shot of Billy Mays pilot’s badge with the defeated rival icon.

Me when I fire up F-Zero 99 and it still exists and isn’t some sort of fever or coma dream:

Mr. Zero, the announcer of the F-Zero universe.

Detective Pikachu drinking coffee.

Batman sitting alone at a restaurant with the caption ‘Family dinner’

Cortex was not generating a winner post for over a week. No one seemed to care or notice until I did. We should be caught up now with everyone’s points accounted for.

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