OH GOD I WANT TO DRINK LOLA'S BATH WATER.
I AM FIREBONE
MRW I walked into my house stoned in high school
I found these two rocks in Sicily about 100 yards away from each other.
Somebody may have to dunk this in milk
aww yeah you got shackmessages
When I get stressed or bored, I mostly put cereal in my toilet bowl and stare at it
My pregnant wife asked for a small bowl of cereal. I delivered.
Frick your late night bowl of cereal
To anyone who finishes off the leftover milk in a bowl by adding more cereal.
Can you read a book in augmented reality? Like glasses that have text on it so you could fall asleep reading how many times I did your mom last night?
What if there was a way to setup a non-profit organization to help people who can't read.. and teach them to read shacknews Shacknews articles? How many jobs would that create? Could a billion dollars be raised for it? Stonks? Buy or sell?