Tragedy has struck Shantytown as it appears that the man with the briefcase is not planning any special Shackmas giveaways this year. We hacked the Shacknews Intergalactic HQ and have found him working on the first official day off of the Holiday break at the company. Please take a look.
It appears that Briefcase Man lost his Shackmas spirit after countless Shackers giving him shit about his failures to ship Shacknews Mercury shirts and hoodies. The dude has been on a medical leave of absence since September, but he appears more active lately. Maybe if we all tune in to the stream above we can help him regain his Shackmas spirit. Otherwise, it seems like this Shackmas may be the lamest one since GameFly owned this place.
- posted by The Spirit of Shackmas
