Cyberpunk 2077 player having a great time... on Stadia??!

Cyberpunk 2077 player having a great time... on Stadia??!

The game runs great on everyone's favorite cloud gaming platform.

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Cyberpunk 2077 is having a less than stellar launch on console platforms like Xbox One and PS4, but there is one super cool place to play the game... Google Stadia!

While many players are scrambling to secure refunds for their buggy copies of Cyberpunk 2077, dozens of Google Stadia players are having the times of their lives with the basic bitch cloud gaming platform. Sure, you can probably build a PC with better specs than Stadia, but wouldn't you rather pay a subscription fee for the right to buy Cyberpunk? 

We reached out to a smug Google Stadia Cyberpunk 2077 player, and they had this to say: "It has been almost a year, but I finally have something about Stadia to brag about. Cyberpunk 2077 actually runs pretty well, granted I am a rich ass mofo with gigabit Internet speeds. I feel bad for all those poors that can't afford the faster Internet required to run Google Stadia. What's wrong with them anyway? Also, what's the deal with wealth disparity? I mean come on..."

The Google Stadia controller is revolutionary and kinda crap.

While this guy might be a total douchebag, he isn't wrong. Google Stadia runs Cyberpunk 2077 materially better than PS4 and Xbox One consoles. This is the biggest win in the history of Google's streaming game platform, and they should take pride in this moment, before the entire division is ultimately shutdown next year.

- posted by Jack Traven

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    December 16, 2020 12:31 PM

    HOW GOES YOUR CYBERPUNK 2077, SHACKERS???

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      December 16, 2020 12:57 PM

      Had a few really great Gta5 Zen moments cruising around the city with choice songs thumping. Sneaked a mission that took an hour only for the end guy to say 'you come in here blasting away' and open fire on me immediately. The delamaine side quests are amazing.
      Yes, it crashes every couple hours of play. Usually ending my session and for some reason keeps resetting the video settings.
      I still want to do some shooting range and racing, it's a huge, huge game. Playing on ps5 installed to ssd.

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        December 16, 2020 2:18 PM

        how's traffic AI? i keyboard steer really well in GTA5... i hear keyboard steering sucks in Cyberpunk, but controller steering good?

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          December 16, 2020 3:34 PM

          The starting car is just ass and I think that's where a lot of people got their opinions on driving. I have a nice car and I can drift it around corners pretty good with a keyboard. Bikes too.

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            December 16, 2020 5:15 PM

            good to hear. I think I saw to streamers start the game with the keyboard driving and they look really bad like they were running in to stuff.

            they looked so bad at it that I suspected it was partially something with the game. but maybe yeah bad car and they just don't ever drive with keyboard in other games.

            as i mentioned... battlefield and GTA games, and others, I'm all about the keyboard driving

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            December 16, 2020 6:03 PM

            Bikes are the only way to go

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              December 16, 2020 6:42 PM

              I bought the type 66 car and I love it.

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                December 16, 2020 7:57 PM

                Another good car comes a bit later in the game if you pick the correct dialog options.

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                December 16, 2020 8:10 PM

                The Quadra Type 66 has a bunch of cool variants, too. I'm a fan of the "Javelina".

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              December 17, 2020 6:17 AM

              Seriously. I don't give a fuck about cars. The bikes are the easiest way to get around all the stuck traffic.

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                December 17, 2020 7:07 AM

                Someone mentioned the car trunks let you access your stash, so that's kinda cool

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      December 16, 2020 12:58 PM

      Not great, Bob.

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      December 16, 2020 1:03 PM

      I'm just going from one side mission to the next for some woman. Each one is different and it's super fun. I don't even know where I am right now but I just open the map and there's always another job like 100 feet away, and I'm making money and leveling up pretty good!! I got some augment that lets me shoot rockets out of my hands now too.

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        December 16, 2020 1:08 PM

        I like that there's lots of stuff to do but I wish they found a way to pace how it came in. Every time I go to do a mission I get calls about 7 more as I pass stuff. I also do not give a FUCK about the 15 cars nearby that are for sale. They should have exposed that differently, like maybe through some car sales web page in the in-game net or something.

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          December 16, 2020 1:21 PM

          Oh yeah, the constant phone calls is the dumbest part of the game for sure.

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          December 16, 2020 2:12 PM

          We need a Cyberpunk equivalent of Witcher 3's notice boards

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      December 16, 2020 1:05 PM

      redshak feels targeted.

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      December 16, 2020 1:06 PM

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      December 16, 2020 1:10 PM

      It's going great, honestly. Both the gameplay and quest writing continue to positively evolve the deeper into the game I get. Gameplay especially is just getting better and better as I unlock more perks, get better gear/upgrade my cyberdeck etc. I am pretty much a cyber wizard now, I can murder rooms full of thugs from several blocks away at this point. Guns are for the simple folk!

      Just sitting down and clearing out all the ? and ! icons in a particular area is proving to be just as rewarding as the Witcher 3, lots of really great little slices of narrative (often very slight - a positive) and any opportunity to explore the city is a joy.

      I'd probably still give it a 7/10 here at about 35 hours played. It doesn't really have a singular surprise up its sleeve, but it's a certified Fun Video Game IMO.

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        December 16, 2020 1:22 PM

        Weapons are fun though - I got a full auto shotgun with thermal damage that destroys everyone and everything.

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          December 16, 2020 1:24 PM

          Yeah I have a tech pistol that shoots like 3 bullets at a time and can be charged up to 100% via perks. Also sets people on fire.

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      December 16, 2020 1:42 PM

      I stopped playing. I'll try again in a year. Right now it's just a bad video game.

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      December 16, 2020 1:58 PM

      I am warming up to it. It's hard coming off of a game like HADES where I have been spending a lot of time, because it is not a jump in do a thing and jump out. You have to spend time in that world for a pay off. Still, I find myself thinking about the world and want to get back to it. I'm still super early in the game though. I have no interest in the melee combat (it felt rough in that "tutorial") so I want to use a pistol and be a cyber cowboy.

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      December 16, 2020 2:01 PM

      Can you shoot the tires in this game? I had the early scripted shootout while in a moving car moment and my first attempt died because I was shooting at the tires. The second time I shot at the dudes in the back before Jackie prompted me to shoot the driver, and it was ok.

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      December 16, 2020 2:03 PM

      Enjoying it more the farther I get. I find it's not a good "after work and tired" game though. It feels like it needs a couple hours dedicated to it at a time to get your playing worth out of it.

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        December 16, 2020 2:09 PM

        Agreed. I haven’t played in three days because even though I technically had some time, I knew I had to really be “on” and paying attention to enjoy it, but I’ve only been in the mood for simpler fare. CP 2077 feels like a game where you really need to take your time and soak everything in.

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      December 16, 2020 2:16 PM

      I'm having a blast on PC, looking forward to more patches and improvements to smooth off the rough edges.

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      December 16, 2020 2:17 PM

      I am pondering going back to an old save to redo the Skippy Pistol scenario. But, am not sure, until I can upgrade this other smart pistol that I just got.

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      December 16, 2020 2:19 PM

      fired it up for the first time yesterday for about an hour and hit several bugs...but overall it seems to be ok? it's scratching the "looting" itch i miss from Skyrim/Fallout 4

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        December 16, 2020 2:22 PM

        yeah right now it's like borderlands + GTA 5 for me. lots of loot, crafting, but then lots of open world driving and spontaneous combat decisions.

        I really want a new fucking apartment and I don't know why. the "home base upgrades" aspect of games is so appealing to me and that was SO FUN in GTA.

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        December 16, 2020 2:32 PM

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          December 16, 2020 3:43 PM

          You kinda sorta do get other places to stay.

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          December 17, 2020 2:42 AM

          I'd imagine they'd add something like that in DLC like Geralts house.

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      December 16, 2020 2:20 PM

      played the sinnerman quest to the conclusion. wow. just wow.

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      December 16, 2020 2:25 PM

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        December 16, 2020 2:29 PM

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        December 16, 2020 2:33 PM

        Cop AI is terrible and broken. Just have to accept that til they fix it

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        December 16, 2020 2:41 PM

        This post also works as satire in a political thread. Keep the AI as is and crossbran with Judge Dredd I say.

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        December 16, 2020 2:44 PM

        behavior? brosef they will warp on your position like it's fucking star trek. there's no behavior at all :D

        it's just hard coded if you have a star POLICE WILL SHOW UP and it escalates from there.

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        December 16, 2020 2:55 PM

        Read this for a laugh: https://gamerant.com/cyberpunk-2077-wanted-system-corrupt-police/

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        December 16, 2020 2:57 PM

        Yeah those cops right outside the apartment started attacking me when I was exploring.

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        December 16, 2020 3:16 PM

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          December 16, 2020 3:41 PM

          What platform do you have this on and how much have you played? You seem to have a real hate boner for the game. On PC I haven't seen half of those bugs. Being completely honest here.

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            December 16, 2020 3:48 PM

            Same, on PC here I've had a few visual glitches where textures were Z-Fighting, and I had a glitch where I couldn't switch to a chase cam on a vehicle.

            That's really it for anything notable.

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            December 16, 2020 3:58 PM

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            December 16, 2020 5:10 PM

            A friend plays on pc and he's constantly sending me videos or pics of all the stupid shit it happens due to bugs or glitches. Cars spinning, NPCs stuck in the ground, etc.

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            December 16, 2020 9:56 PM

            i've seen pretty much all of that on PC plus a lot more, but honestly a lot of people just don't notice shit.

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          December 16, 2020 9:18 PM

          I feel the same, though I’m going to return my pc copy. Then in a year if they really do fix it, rebuy.

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          December 16, 2020 9:49 PM

          There is also a level of... At what point do you just return the game and move on, and let people that enjoy it, enjoy it.

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          December 16, 2020 9:53 PM

          Missus played 90 minutes last night and she was killed in under 30 by a bug, saw 2 more smaller bugs within 20 minutes of that. Visual glitches twice in the opening 10 minutes.

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        December 16, 2020 3:22 PM

        Are you playing as a black man?

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          December 16, 2020 3:32 PM

          That's how they can "fix" this bug easily. Just change all player character skins to black.

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        December 16, 2020 3:38 PM

        it makes no sense. I just avoid them at all costs now.

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        December 16, 2020 3:49 PM

        You're putting your gun away right? They do get mad if you stick around too long or if you get too close to a taped up crime scene. I have never had them aggro when I help them? Maybe you zeroed a civilian in the fray.

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      December 16, 2020 2:44 PM

      AVClub on Cyberpunk’s lack of character in the protagonist https://games.avclub.com/imaginary-keanu-or-no-cyberpunk-2077-is-a-failure-of-c-1845875059

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      December 16, 2020 3:01 PM

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      December 16, 2020 3:24 PM

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      December 16, 2020 3:30 PM

      There's actually a lot of people who can't get the game to run in 4k even though they are paying for stadia pro:

      https://mobilesyrup.com/2020/12/14/stadia-limited-cyberpunk-1080p-gameplay-reopen-game/

      Google says when it's really busy your game night drop to 1080p. It's kind of shitty but I personally have not had this happen with stadia.

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      December 16, 2020 3:50 PM

      I, for one, am enjoying it.

      And doing the best I can to not develop an actual crush on Panam, she's fictional damnit, but she's also fiesty and has a rocketlauncher. also 'dat ass. whats not to like?

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        December 16, 2020 3:53 PM

        She actually bummed me out a little bit irl when she kept rejecting me.

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          December 16, 2020 3:53 PM

          Well that's what you get for selecting a small PP in the character builder That's too bad.

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        December 16, 2020 8:46 PM

        Her neck scrawny creeps me out.

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      December 16, 2020 4:14 PM

      I'm having a really good time. Focusing on the good parts, the big main and exceptional side quests and characters with the most care put into them. Avoiding the weak spots, all the open world encounters and minor side stuff.

      Will return for a second playthrough next year, on a new PC, for a more thorough playthrough one the game has a year of polish.

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      December 16, 2020 4:31 PM

      I just started the Delamain quest and it is highly enjoyable so far, lol.

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      December 16, 2020 5:42 PM

      It’s going great for me. I’m killing squad’s of guys that are never even in my line of sight. I ping and see can see and hack enemies through walls then fry out their implants. Even most “dangerous” activities i don’t even fire a shot.

      Only gameplay bug that got me was i jumped over a pile of trash bags and did from falling/physics damage. Plant of visual stuff here and there but I’m having a damn blast.

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        December 16, 2020 6:44 PM

        I did beat the twins on my first try then I proceded to climb the rooftop higher to a ladder and fell in the fallingdamge trap bug death. Forgot to quicksave. Had to refight the twins over and never beat them in something like 7 tries. No idea how I beat them first try then get wooped repeatedly. Gave up for later.

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      December 16, 2020 6:00 PM

      I can't believe cyberpunk doesn't have a way to input cheats in game. GTA 3, 4 and 5 had this, talk about not doing things right!

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      December 16, 2020 6:42 PM

      Look what I just found after killing some gang dudes - https://imgur.com/a/T3vVxPx

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        December 16, 2020 7:59 PM

        I've got a mantis arm upgrade on my new run. I just hit the title card.

        Gotta get that SC up

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      December 16, 2020 8:39 PM

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        December 16, 2020 8:45 PM

        yup, i just got it. what it is: legendary "Overture" power revolver where it is: inside the NCPD station during a River Ward quest

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      December 16, 2020 8:51 PM

      Ran in to GladOS. And the John Waters ripper doc.

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      December 16, 2020 9:42 PM

      I tapered off for now. Going to wait out some patches.

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        December 16, 2020 9:50 PM

        I think that's about where I'm at... It's been a rollercoaster of enjoyment. There are moments where I'm really into it and having a really great immersive time and then suddenly a million bugs surface and it just breaks me out and that sucks. I also just can't help but shake the feeling it's really just stitched together and how unfinished it is.... biggest bummer in video games this year for sure. I saw the game even made it on the national news scene; that's an impressive fuck up.

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          December 17, 2020 7:31 AM

          Plus if things like AI are legit bugged I’d rather wait for the hopefully better experience

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      December 16, 2020 10:08 PM

      I love Judy. Panam is great. Delamain quest was great. Having a lot of fun

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      December 16, 2020 11:23 PM

      welp, I just nailed a man to a cross. Wouldn't even let me open photo mode!

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        December 17, 2020 12:23 AM

        I just finished that mission tonight. That was a weird sight.

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        December 17, 2020 9:12 AM

        Really? Figure if you put that in the game it's worth ensuring players remember that there is a photo mode!!

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      December 17, 2020 12:16 AM

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      December 17, 2020 12:29 AM

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      December 17, 2020 12:29 AM

      still really enjoying it. about 35hrs in, mid-way through the third act, taking my time.

      yeah it's not GTA, or fallout, but i think i'm enjoying it more than the last couple of those i've played.

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        December 17, 2020 12:31 AM

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        December 17, 2020 12:40 AM

        I'm 25 hours in a also really enjoying it. But the bugs, especially hard locking my PC in menus sometimes, are killing my sessions. I find myself hitting the quick save key often because of that.

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          December 17, 2020 12:48 AM

          that's rough. i've been fairly lucky with regard to bugs, no hard locks and nothing really game breaking. i think i had to reload a quicksave once due to a mission trigger not firing correct, but that's as bad as it's gotten for me.

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          December 17, 2020 6:16 AM

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      December 17, 2020 2:13 AM

      I feel like CDPR should have gotten Henry Rollins to be the ripperdoc.

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      December 17, 2020 5:29 AM

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